Paula Abdul is a Whiny Bitch
“American Idol’s” Paula Abdul is the epitome of emotional stability. According to Page Six:
In a sob-filled audio tape.. Paula Abdul is captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call. [She said] “I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time… And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. I don’t understand how [former publicist Howard Bragman] can call me a whining bitch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.”
Indeed. I’ve never spoken with this Bragman fellow personally, but I do know that I’ve never heard those particular words used to describe Paula Abdul. It’s usually just “retarded” or “incoherent” or “dumber than a bowl of fucking mice.” But I must admit that “whiny loser bitch” has a certain “je ne sais quoi” to it. Just like “lunatic saggy tits” and “ball sniffer.”
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Osbourne Black
There’s always, “Paula, the walking massive sucking chest wound.”
May 31st, 2007
Dragulf
They make specials rooms with padded walls for her kind of sanity.
May 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
“dumber than a bowl of fucking mice.”
ZING! another one for the scrapbook, abby! i may have ruined my keyboard, but at least my sinuses are clear!
May 31st, 2007
abby
May 31st, 2007
Osbourne Black
Man Abby, that pink is really an eye burner.
May 31st, 2007
sadie
Paula Abdul is not a whining bitch she and inspiration for alot of people includeing me =]
Jun 19th, 2007
DPBinPS
After watching two episodes (and I mean EPISODES) of Hey Paula on BravoTv I can’t believe that this woman has been such a “success”. I also can’t believe anyone so unable to function would agree to be the focus of a television series which shows her to be a person who has no visible signs of compassion, humility, nor talent. I know a lot of people who are every bit as busy – but they aren’t rude or thoughtless like Paula seems to be time and again. She has been late to almost everything they’ve shown on the show AND in spite of a ton of “people” around her she finds little to be joyous about. I can honestly say I feel sorry for the woman – but she seems to reap what she sows….
Jul 27th, 2007
joe
She’e not a whiney bitch, She is a SUPER WHINEY BITCH
Dec 28th, 2008
Arlen Sas
Paula Abdul in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://paula–abdul.blogspot.com/?id=62602140&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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