Nicky Hilton Pretends to Defend Paris
Uglier, less popular Hilton sister Nicky Hilton professed outrage at Paris’s impending jail sentence on Thursday, telling PEOPLE:
“I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd,” Hilton, 23, told PEOPLE Thursday at the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Los Angeles, which she attended with Paris.
And that, my friends, is the biggest load of horseshit I’ve ever heard in my life. You know Nikki probably pissed herself laughing when she found out Paris was going to jail, just like everyone else. What they failed to report was that she made that statement with a total shit-eating grin on her face, winking conspicuously. I mean, can you imagine playing second fiddle to that useless, wonk-eyed, STD farm your whole life? It would actually surprise me if Paris didn’t wind up in the car that night as a result of a voodoo doll Nikki fashioned inside of a Barbie Dream Car.
After the jump, more photos of Nikki at the BlackBerry Curve launch party, wearing a dress so hideous that it inexplicably justifies her “number two” ranking in the Hilton family. Christ, people. It has giant plastic rhinestones glued to it!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Heh. I said “number two.”
Jun 1st, 2007
Vin Duzzle
Hiyo!
Jun 1st, 2007
Osbourne Black
wonk-eyed, STD farm… I like that.
That dress is so retro. I think my Grandmother has a picture of herself from the 60’s wearing something similar. It worked for Grandma.
Jun 1st, 2007
Sorceressss
“number two” Heyooooooh!
Her nickname should really be Frankenstein, holy shit look at the size of those feet!
Jun 1st, 2007
RenegadeofKrunk
You know what huge feet means, right? I bet her vagina is HUGE!
Jun 1st, 2007
sonya
She looks to be the same shade as summer sausage.
Mmm..sausage…
Jun 1st, 2007
Samuella
Oh jesus. She is so fake-tanned/fake-burned it hurts. And what’s up with her hair? It’s about the same shade as a turd.
Thank God Paris is the more popular heiress, I don’t know if I could handle seeing this witch all over the tabloids.
Jun 3rd, 2007
AC
going to jail for like a traffic violation like.. double parking yeah that’d be absurd, but DRUNK DRIVING … is different. .
Jun 4th, 2007
Babe
They are both not that cute to me, but I think Nicky is cuter than Paris. The only reason Paris gets attention is because she’s stupider, acts pathetic and seems easier. Oh and bleached blond! Can you imagine her with dark hair? Hehe….
Jun 4th, 2007
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