Jun 4, 2007
Curds and Whey, Anyone?
No, that’s not Ester Rosenblum and her sister puttering along the shores of Boca — it’s actually pop sensation Britney Spears. And no, I didn’t pack a garbage bag full of cottage cheese and ’shop it onto some redneck in a Dolly Parton wig. That there is what three straight weeks of Rosco’s House of Chicken and Waffles will do to your body. Yikes. Let’s pray that some angel of mercy handcuffs her to a stairmaster with an eightball and some Trim-Spa before any more damage is done.
More ass flappage after the jump
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Osbourne Black
Yummmy! I take fries with that shake.
Jun 4th, 2007
Manny
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes!! My eyes!!!
Jun 4th, 2007
Sorceressss
I can’t decide which looks worse, her cottage cheese ass and thighs or her hair extensions.
Ugh
Jun 4th, 2007
Celebrity Sluts
Are these photoshopped? Britney will never be a MILF. Ever.
Jun 4th, 2007
JMac
looks like she sat in a gravel driveway too long
Jun 4th, 2007
sonya
Apparently her ass is pretty hungry.
And that is a Hank Hill butt, I tell you what.
Jun 4th, 2007
Kitten K
This is such crap! I’m not a Brit fan, but I can call a fake photo when I see it. Not long ago there were pics of her backside floating around in hot pants…no cheese in sight.
Jun 4th, 2007
Babe
Sorry Kitten, but these are NOT touched up. I’ve seen different pics (taken at different times) of her backside and all of them show the same dimples and fat.
She had 2 kids and i know a lot of woman have trouble losing the butt fat even after 1 child. It could also be hereditary.
Her butt might look ok in hot pants as she probably wears padding. Its as easy as padding a bra.
Jun 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
and don’t forget the support panty hose she wears under those fishnets.
i saw that pic and my brain quickly went into denial :
“oh, dear lawd, don’t let that be britney!”
i already know WAY too much about her. i couldn’t have done without that.
from behind she looks like she’s turning into magda, only with a big ass!
*shudders*
Jun 4th, 2007
d. c.
She has a million hours of exercise to go and so many fattening-yummy things not to eat to get back in shape ya’ll.
Jun 5th, 2007
Shauna
Oh my God those hair extentions! Ok, the backside is not attractive, but that last picture of her with the bald head, and all that mess. You can see the plastic hair snaps rivited to her scalp. Yikes! I bet it must be so uncomfortable! It looks so gross. So much grossness, bah!
Jun 5th, 2007
katsy
oh sweet christ, woman. lay of the effin fried chicken.
Jun 5th, 2007
Mungus
Ladies, you CAN get TOO tan. Tanned cottage cheese is DIS-gusting. Yoicks and away……I’m glad I ate before I saw that…………
Jun 5th, 2007
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