Lindsay Lohan Toys with Knives
Besides “useless” and “stupid” and “complete fucking douche,” you can now add “poser lesbian masochist” to your Lindsay Lohan repertoire. News of the World reports:
Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend’s throat at a party. The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star’s breast… as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.
Well, if they ever make a porno version of “Pirates of the Caribbean,” Lindsay Lohan should have no problem getting cast. Same goes for the role of O.J. Simpson or Stabby the Suicidal Clown. You can almost smell the Oscars from here!
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Osbourne Black
Is that Vanessa Minnillo posing as her partner in crime? Or is it Lohan’s Filipino house boy?
Jun 4th, 2007
RichPort
My respect for Lohan would have shot through the roof if:
A) She engaged in a sloppy tongue fight with that hot little take out order (#69 on the menu of course)
B) Little Miss Take Out cut her tank strap and let LoHo’s only marketable assets jut forth
C) LoHo had that knife plunged straight into her chest after cumming frighteningly loudly after having her firecrotch mauled by that Tamil Tiger
D) They were playing with dildos instead
E) All of the above
Jun 4th, 2007
Syd
She does look like Vanessa Millinno. Whoever it is, her giant noggin makes her look like a bobble head.
Jun 4th, 2007
anna
there already is a porn version, it’s called Pirates. it’s pretty well known as the most expensive adult film ever made (costing something like $1.5 mil).
Jun 4th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Geez, that is a massive melon isn’t it? Is this supposed to be sexy? Yawn.
Jun 4th, 2007
Trix
Why couldn’t she have done us all a favor and shoved that knife down her throat?
Jun 4th, 2007
anonymous
the blade edge is facing away from the girl’s neck.
Jun 4th, 2007
Natalie
Caption Me Drunk/Drugged/and Frightening! Lindsay, put down the knife, its not filled with alcohol so quit nursing it! The herbie-wreck cant seem to use untensils appropraitley and was soon after rushed to rehab. I saw the most hilarious picture of LILO chasing down the paparazzi down sunset, check out the site i work with http://www.hollywoodzombies.com. You’ll bust a gut laughing! What possesed that girl to LILO put a knife to her throat?
Jun 4th, 2007
blahblah
I dont know why the fuck I just read all of this, I am searching her for no reason, and im absolutely bored. Ok, good bye..
Sep 7th, 2007
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