Akon is a Class Act
The same Akon fellow who dry-humped a fifteen year old on stage is at it again — only this time, he’s perfecting “the human shot put.” Some kid in the audience chucks a wadded up McDonald’s bag at him while he’s performing, so Akon gets security to drag him up on the stage so he can hoist the little bastard up and hurl him into the unsuspecting crowd. Boo-yah! How’s that for street cred? Kicking the ass of some scrawny white kid. Maybe next he could yank the walker out from beneath an old lady or punch a nun in the throat for giving him the stink-eye. Then feverishly dry hump their incapacitated bodies and smack them in the face with his penis. That’s just how it is when you’re livin’ the thug live. For real. You don’t hate the playa — you hate the game.

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bionic bunny
wow. i know i’m impressed.
what a monstrous asswipe.
Jun 5th, 2007
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