Katherine Heigl Looks Ugly
If I’m having one of those PMS-inspired Ugly Fat Days, I usually just head over to the Wal-Mart and spend a couple of hours sipping a Diet Coke in their “cafe” until my self-esteem is assuaged. I find that nothing boosts the old ego like staring down the genetic lottery’s collective losers. You know, like maybe you have a zit on your chin, but at least it’s not open meth sores on your face. And maybe you’re retaining a little water, but your pants still don’t have to be reinforced on the inner thighs and held up by an elastic waist band. The only thing better for the self-image than a trip to your local Wal-Mart is looking at these picture of Katherine Heigl without makeup. My, my, my. She has the interesting lash-less expression of a fish and the glowing complexion of an albino with rosacea. Almost like an uglier version of Drew Barrymore in “Firestarter.” But if that still doesn’t work, another good way to make yourself feel better is drinking tequila straight from the bottle. And cutting your forearms a little and having sex with the ex-boyfriend who dumped you for a stripper. They don’t call me “Captain Self Esteem” for nothing!
More bare-faced fuggery after the jump
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
RenegadeofKrunk
Uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.
Jun 5th, 2007
Samba
OMG, no way?? Is that Katherine?? She looks a hot mess w/out makeup.
Jun 5th, 2007
S.S.
She still looks really good.
I don’t know what you guys are making fun of. Even without makeup she is 10X hotter than any girl any of us will ever be with.
Jun 5th, 2007
litelysalted
Whoa there, S.S… Speak for yourself!
Jun 5th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Wow, makeup is magical!
Jun 5th, 2007
Lainie
I just want to know what brand of makeup she’s usually wearing so I can go get some.
Jun 5th, 2007
lisatrix
She’s not ugly, she’s completely, utterly average. She looks like any random woman with no makeup and slicked-back hair. Which, you know, proves that pretty much anyone CAN look hot if fussed over by professionals for hours at a time.
Jun 5th, 2007
Syd
I don’t even go to the Piggly Wiggly in Bumfuck w/o makeup. It amazes me that celebs will wander the streets, knowing every-goddamn-body has a camera these days.
Jun 5th, 2007
Manny
I’m sorry, Katherine who? The only way I can differentiate women is if I look at the back of their neck….cuz’s that’s all I’m lookin’ at when I’m doin’ the deed! Hay-o!
Jun 5th, 2007
Calvin
In that first photo she looks like Charlize Theron in MONSTER.
Jun 5th, 2007
dot
the thing that really looks ugly is that cigarette.
Jun 5th, 2007
em
Calvin, you took the words out of my mouth. Er, hands.
Let’s just say that makeup does wonders. WONDERS.
Jun 5th, 2007
wmd
She looks like Charlize Theron in “Monster”. …still loved “Knocked Up” though.
Jun 5th, 2007
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I guess Abby doesn’t write for Yeeeah! anymore?
Jun 5th, 2007
Jen
I didnt know she was supposed to be considered “hot” in the first place; she looks pretty much the same as she always does to me?
Jun 6th, 2007
GoodGrief
First of all why should she have to paint her face every time she walks out the door? So what if she is a celebrity. I think she is still cute, and she may be PMS’ing….So what. She is a very attractive woman with or without make-up.
Jun 6th, 2007
Evil Beet
“an uglier version of Drew Barrymore in “Firestarter.””
Jun 6th, 2007
Evil Beet
That’s totally the best call of the week.
Jun 6th, 2007
Guille
That’s f%$#ked up.. looking like Charlize Theron in “Monster”. Funny! But let’s not kid ourselves.. what guy would reject her from his bed even if she looked like this!
Jun 10th, 2007
jennifer
She is a stunning girl what are you talking about shes just not made up but you can still see she is a pretty girl and a great actree
May 15th, 2008
Stymingersfink
“what guy would reject her from his bed even if she looked like this!”
I’d kick her outta the bed.
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to do’er on the floor.
Jun 15th, 2008
Ugly Heigl
She is one ugly bitch! How do ugly people like her get acting jobs?
Jul 17th, 2008
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