Cameron Diaz’s New Boyfriend Even Bigger Puss than Justin
Illusionist Criss Angel sent new girlfriend Cameron Diaz a tender message right before encasing himself in a cement box for some stupid magic trick in Times Square. Us Weekly reports:
Just minutes before the cement box closed around him, Angel announced, “This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.” The box was then hoisted 40 feet above the ground.
The following morning the box was sent plunging to the ground without anyone seeing him emerge. The crowd erupted in cheers when Angel suddenly appeared atop the screen’s nearby scaffolding [and] said, “I’d like to dedicate this escape to my girl ‘Trouble,’ a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour.”
Oh, how sweet. I bet he had to pull off his French-cut La Perla panties and dab at his eyes so his mascara didn’t run in front of everybody. This guy makes Justin Timberlake look like John fucking Wayne. Okay, maybe more like John Wayne’s retarded gay cousin. Still pretty damn gay, though. I guess calling her “Trouble” is still better than calling her “my big ugly beard.”
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beerdotcom182
If it was truley dedicated to his new girl then when the box dropped he would have splattered all over the pavement below thus escaping a relationship with that stupid bitch Diaz.
Jun 6th, 2007
Syd
Calling himself an illusionist doesn’t change the fact that he’s a fucking magician. Illusionists, birthday party magicians, mimes, clowns….I hate them all.
Jun 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
syd: except for penn and teller.
i don’t get the whole thing about this guy. my daughter has a thing about him, and it annoys the hell out of me.
Jun 6th, 2007
alicat
I love the “illusionist” thing. Hehe. “Tricks are something a whore does for money”.
Jun 7th, 2007
V. Smith
As long as it’s entertaining, I don’t care. Trick, illusion, whatever you want to call it.
What I hate, though, is the “celebrity high school” where an illusionist is now going out with some middling actress who used to go out with an ex boy band member.
Jun 7th, 2007
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Jul 3rd, 2007
Ashtyn
to bionic bunny
the reason that your daughter likes Criss Angel is because he knows how to do things that most people have no idea how to do them. Take the advise from me Im a 14 year old girl who likes him to and my mom hates the guy to tell you the truth. I like him becaause he is cool, nows how to talk to people and knows what he whats in life ya know he aint all layed back he takes control over his life something that a lot of people dont even try to do cause they are to afraid to stand up for what they believe in.
P.S. does your duaghter like Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter to?
Jul 3rd, 2007
Theresa
I adore Criss Angel, the only thing I DON’T adore about him is that he dates people like Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears. He is so damn gorgeous he could get anyone he wants and he picks THEM?? Yuck.
Oct 30th, 2007
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