Kim Kardashian’s Ass is a Fake
I was going to tell you the heroic tale of Cuba Gooding, Jr. saving the life of a gunshot victim, but then I realized that the story did not include any hot ass, so obviously I axed it. Instead, here’s amateur porn star and former Paris Hilton ass-burrower Kim Kardashian poking out her enormous rear outside of Koi restaurant last night. It’s like staring down a Bactrian camel or something. For Christ’s sake, Quasimodo didn’t have those kind of humps. Something about that bottom looks suspect, though. Like it might actually be the “Brazilian Bitty Bottom Booster” under there. The Bottom Booster probably would have worked a lot better than those gallon sized baggies I packed full of Jell-O and tried to pass off on a blind date last month. People just freak the fuck out when gelatinous ooze starts spraying out of the bottom of your skirt. Particularly when it’s red gelatinous ooze. Like passing out and throwing up kind of freaking out. I mumbled some excuse about my uterus exploding and got the hell out of there before the hazmat teams showed up, but the damage to my dignity was already done. That never would have happened if I’d just invested in the Booster like Kim! That’s what you call “foresight.”
More ass-fakery after the jump
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Vin Duzzle
First.
Didn’t someone stick their well, you know, in that thing? Rad…show it off girl.
Jun 6th, 2007
Hugh
Kim’s ass is mighty fine!
Jun 6th, 2007
Ginger
I coulda told’ja that!! I thought it was common knowledge that she’d had that Brazilian Butt Lift procedure.
And for all that, you had to get a pop singer’s brother to piss on you to become famous. So sad.
Jun 6th, 2007
Domy
Kim’s fuck with me????
Jun 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
well, what ever it is, she seems obnoxiously proud of it.
Jun 6th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
AAAAAaaannnndddd I would smash that phat booty into oblivion.
Jun 6th, 2007
becky
shes cute but im sure its an implant a badonka donk just dont pop up one day out of nowhere unless she got a fairy godmother and her name cinderella look at this old pic http://i13.tinypic.com/4u8xac6.jpg
Jun 11th, 2007
yasmin
well if you go to goodplasticsurgery.com you can tell that she got the pornstar makeover
her ass implants breast implants and her nose done and she got a lip enhancer done
also it looks good i am not hating but kimmy needs to stop lying to the media
that her ass his hers she bought it
Jul 14th, 2007
dj
damn kim u are a fake son of a bitch, wit no damn ass…. so stop lyin bout ya ass cuz it’s all implants, so stop lyin and shit cuz all u are is a DAMN sex tape hoe…
Jul 15th, 2007
rita thompson
IT’S UGLY AND FAT TO ME.LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PACKING A BARREL OF SHIT IN HER BEHIND……………..
Jul 18th, 2007
What
LMAO…If you got look @ the sex tape you’ll be able to tell that her ass is fake ass shit….it wasn’t the flat…but it wasn’t big either…She had worked done..even though she keeps on denying that she had any surgery done. SMH
Jul 28th, 2007
jane
Sorry if it’s a secret, but yes Kim has implant’s! I know, because I have butt implants! Her leg’s are thin like mine, which make’s her big butt look really fake! Plus her butt was alot smaller not that long ago! Kim and I made a huuuge mistake!
Aug 8th, 2007
mezza
Um, ‘Yeeeah,’ you’re having a joke with ‘foresight’ about the ‘buttbooster’, right? Cuz surely you mean HINDSIGHT!!
Aug 10th, 2007
BlkMan310
KIMS ( )( ) ARE DEF FAKE, HER BUTTOCK WASNT BIG BEFORE IT WAS QUITE NORMAL BUT NOW DAMN SHE OVER DID IT TO THE POINT THAT IT LOOKS FAKE. SHE BLAMES IT ON HER GENES BUT OUT OF ALL ARMENIAN WOMAN IVE MET IM YET TO SEE ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS AN ASS
Aug 24th, 2007
maryjane
Before she had those ()()ssss put it, she looked like any normal girl, now she looks totally ABNORMAL!!!That sh*t looks nasty, and if they were real and if she was proud of them she shouldn’t have covered them up when those beach photos were takin. But, on the second hand she did herself a favor by not being the laughing stock by all the beachgoer’s….
Aug 24th, 2007
cameron
i will tap dat and stick dat
PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU WIT DAT GIGANTIC SEXY ASS
Apr 2nd, 2008
Claud Apa
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Oct 5th, 2009
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