Victoria Beckham, Superfriend
Looking for just the thing to wear to an event honoring positive female role models? A safe bet is always “Bizzarro Wonder Woman,” a tasteful melange of “no pants” and “support hose and stripper shoes.” Victoria Beckham actually showed up to the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards dressed as the slutty evil version of my favorite Superfriend. She forgot the Lasso of Un-Truth, though, so the whole costume looks pretty stupid. It’s like dressing up as Abe Lincoln and forgetting the stove pipe hat and the Amish beard. It just doesn’t work. And everyone knows you’re nothing without the bulletproof bracelets! What the hell are you supposed to do with “fingerless gloves,” anyway? Type at the speed of light? Posh got it all wrong. My Southside Chapter of the Justice Leaguers, Jr. wouldn’t tolerate that kind of sloppiness in a million years. Consider our offer to join rescinded, Ms. Beckham!
More of Bizzarro Wonder Woman after the jump
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cruising4c@work
Nice shoes
Jun 6th, 2007
Sorceressss
She looks like she should be working the corner in this outfit.
Jun 6th, 2007
Volchok
Thats true, but I’d still hit it, she looks just the right side of slutty lmao
Jun 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
does the white jackent indicate that she’s the”GOOD” dominatrix?
Jun 6th, 2007
Isa
I dunno why, but I like it…minus the dicky gloves and horrid frosted hair, of course.
Jun 6th, 2007
Tine
I like it too! The only thing holding her back is that pig nose.
Jun 6th, 2007
Ginger
The gloves are easily the best part of that outfit. Besides the shoes, of course.
I don’t know what she’s wearing, but it looks like a Victoria’s Secret BodyShaper. And those go UNDER your clothes.
Jun 6th, 2007
beerdotcom182
On a woman who isn’t totally awful to look at, that outfit would totally turn me on.
Jun 6th, 2007
One Pill
Okay, she is just seriously f@@king weird.
Jun 7th, 2007
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