Jun 7, 2007
Paris Hilton Got a Cavity Search
Paris Hilton might have gotten such special treatments as solitary confinement and an abbreviated jail sentence, but that doesn’t mean that she didn’t suffer the ignominy of someone poking around in her pooper. According to TMZ:
The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary ‘bend over and cough’ search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true! TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the “search.” Humiliation at its finest!
Just a hunch, but it’s probably not the first time she’s been told to “bend over and spread ‘em.” Same goes for “Swallow it, bitch!,” “Are you sure that’s not contagious?” and “Oh my God — it burns!“
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
RenegadeofKrunk
My advice for the cops: two pairs of gloves, boys.
Jun 7th, 2007
Dragulf
It burns even when you aren’t a firecrotch? DAMN!
Jun 7th, 2007
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