Jun 8, 2007
Avril Lavigne Still Blows
You know something? Making fun of Avril Lavigne never ever ever ever gets old. Seriously, I think Lindsay would get tired of coke, Paris would get tired of dick, and Cameron Diaz would get tired of dating homosexuals before I ever got tired of trashing Avril.
Anyway, here are some photos of ol’ Shit for Brains from a recent Seventeen photoshoot. Because Seventeen is soooo punk rock, right? Not as punk rock as “pandering to your core audience” of the only people “dumb enough” to actually purchase an “Avril Lavinge album.”
After the jump, tons more asinine photos of Avril looking as “badass” as a spoiled phony little twat can possibly look in a G Rated teenybopper publication.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
m
The stylist people at 17 should know better than to combine polka dots and stripes…
Jun 8th, 2007
Tine
God - she does look like a twat.
Jun 8th, 2007
old geezer
Is this what passes for punk these days? Yeah, she’s a regular Wendy O’ Williams.
Jun 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
she looks like a gay “beetlejuice”.
Jun 8th, 2007
sonya
I have to admit that on their own, her polka dot rainboots are cute. I’d wear them, if it ever rained here enough to warrant owning a pair.
Jun 8th, 2007
drea
please update yer look - isn’t she bored with this cheap 2001 crap.
if you make bad music you need a decent look.
Jun 8th, 2007
viper
she looks like an optical illusion. Im tired of this poor excuse for a Canadian talent faker. Enough already, just disappear with grace honey. You aren’t a celebrity youre just a star, just fade out and go home. not that you have much of a reputation left anyway. Go on shoo, and dont write that as a new title to a song.
Jun 9th, 2007
edward lixuid
i dont care what anyone says about avril
it just proves how hardcore she is because she just looks the other way when TWATS like you make fun of her!
Jun 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
That’s because you too are a twat, “edward”, you homo.
Jun 11th, 2007
whatever
She’s so ugly.
edward, get a life, honestly.
Jun 11th, 2007
The Duke of Deception
I’d hit it.
Jun 11th, 2007
cedes
I heard that she originally was a country/folk singer and her label decided to make her ‘punk’ to jump on the appeal at the time…Anyone have any info on this?
PS I’d hit it…with a chair.
Jun 12th, 2007
Sandra
i love the old avril.
Jun 12th, 2007
Jamie
Avril is a twat. Gives punk and Canada a really bad name.
Jul 2nd, 2007
princess D
i love ya avril
i don’t care wut people say they r just jelouse
Jul 2nd, 2007
Gina Nightmare
..all her career she has been saying she is NOT punk….& u people still wont get it if u belive she “thinks” she is punk even though she ALWAYS sais she isnt then obviously your the one who thinks shes punk..u just wont admit it. AVRIL ROCKS!
Jul 21st, 2007
Chuck Taylor
AVRIL LAVIGNE NOW HAS THE MOST NO. 1 TOP 40 HITS THIS DECADE, Source: BILLBOARD.COM
Avril Lavigne has ascended to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at five and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey’s six chart-toppers. —Chuck Taylor (Billboard.com)
It’s official - see weblink:
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/content_display/reviews/singles/e3i6337374c02990aa382432d13494ab554
Aug 10th, 2007
Bruce
You guys are crazy this chick is totally hot, meow!!!
Aug 19th, 2007
chloe
her boots look like some shit you get from new look lol
other then that she looked better with dark hair as i think she has lost the skater look totally
Aug 31st, 2007
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