L.A. Prosecutor; Society at Large Wants the Spoiled Useless Whore Back in Jail
Along with the rest of the goddamn motherfucking socialized world, those among the ranks of the outraged over Paris Hilton’s untimely release from jail include — not surprisingly — the prosecutor and judge who put her useless ass there in the first place. People reports:
Hilton, 26, is required to appear for a 9:00 a.m. hearing on Friday, where she will face Judge Michael T. Sauer – the judge who initially sentenced her to 45 days in jail.
The last-minute hearing was requested by Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, who will ask the court to order the Sheriff’s Department to return Hilton to jail.
Alright, gun-wielding psychopaths with nothing to live for. You totally didn’t hear this from me, but 9:00 in front of the Los Angeles City Courthouse? Are we clear? And when I say “Are we clear?” what I mean is that I have no idea what you’re talking about. But I am definitely not winking and holding a briefcase full of unmarked bills as we speak, that’s for sure.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Salty in!
Jun 8th, 2007
Angry Ferret Jones
GO TO JAIL
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
DO NOT BE A HO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
What up Salty!!!! Come visit me!
Jun 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
hey, girl!
happy friday!
Jun 8th, 2007
sonya
Please have video, salty.
Jun 8th, 2007
Phil
Salty is in, Angry Ferret is back, and the dumb heiress is going back to jail. Now that’s what I call a great Friday.
Jun 8th, 2007
litelysalted
Drinks on me!
Jun 8th, 2007
RichPort
Salty, Ferret, Phil, the entire gay posse is back? Count me in!
Jun 10th, 2007
RichPort
^^^ Obsession… it’s more than just a bad smelling cologne. In this case, it’s just a bad smell.
Jun 11th, 2007
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