Sharon Stone Topless
Much like I did over the weekend, actress Sharon Stone spent some time being groped by a European and sunning her bare breasts. Well, technically for me it was less “sunning them” and more “showing them for dollars,” and the guy groping me was less of a “European” and more of a “Jimmy from the Jiffy Lube,” but you still get my point. The real question presented here is as to the Sharon’s bosom’s authenticity. They’re standing up awfully high to be attached to a octogenarian, don’t you think? And it’s a known fact that old lady boobs eventually settle into the armpits, where the nipples can rest comfortably at 10 and 2 and not bother anyone. That, my friends, is NOT 10 and 2. So am I supposed to be aroused or disgusted? Enraged or terrified? Masturbating or vomiting? The only solution here is letting your penis and your sense of shame battle it out old-school and decide from there.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Ok….hmmmmm lemme see
uh Well,
Keep the tits, eighty-six the rest.
next!
Jun 11th, 2007
RichPort
For shit and giggles, I had saline boobs implanted on my 20 lb cat. Same result, except I can’t stop trying to look down my cat’s shirt.
Jun 11th, 2007
abby
Your cat is a big slut anyway.
Jun 11th, 2007
RichPort
I dunno Abby… something about furry feline titties that make a man betray his commitment to forego beastiality. That and I imagine Stone smells like trout, while my cat eats trout. Weird…
Jun 11th, 2007
mat
blah blah of course they’re fake, and good for her, because she’s repulsive in most other ways. my question is what the fuck are they doing? are they sunbathing on a mattress next to a cracked, shitty driveway? what kind of hilljacks are they? i’m sure the pony keg, $15 grill and ‘85 omni are just out of frame.
Jun 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
i just threw up a little.
Jun 11th, 2007
newt
I was wondering what happened to her after she dumped Flavor Flav….
Jun 11th, 2007
Kevin
Ah, hell; I have no shame.
I’d do her without a second’s hesitation.
Jun 11th, 2007
Sandra
um ok the cat thing really isnt funny, its sick, sick humor, but not funny, so no humor.
Jun 12th, 2007
RichPort
Let me guess Sandy, you accidentally got implants on your back? I’m sure the doctor discussed the “no roll over” rule during augmentation surgery. If not, you may have a case.
Jun 12th, 2007
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Jun 14th, 2007
calvin
Iam seriously paying $50 per minute for to any gal who has concave stubbled armpits and will let me bury her face in them
Apr 9th, 2008
calvin
i need stubbled concave armpits to lick and ill pay$50 per minute i stay buried in them
1st send em pics on calwall81@yahoo.com
Apr 9th, 2008
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