Kelly Clarkson is a Lesbian
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Kelly Clarkson gives herself a metaphorical mullet in the July issue of Elle magazine. Us Weekly quotes her as saying:
“My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless. I’m not keen on marriage. I don’t let many people in. Men come and go. Friends are what I care about. And I’m fine with [seeing unflattering paparazzi shots of herself]. I just don’t care. I don’t wear makeup in public. I don’t worry about what I’m wearing.”
So, clearly, she’d be the “daddy” in the relationship. The butch one. The one in the sleeveless plaid flannel with curry wedged under her fingernails. The only way Kelly could have sounded any gayer in that interview was if she were brandishing a strap-on and wearing an Indigo Girls t-shirt as she drove away on an excavator. I’d say “Behind These Hazel Eyes” lies a man-hating dyke with a weight problem.
More from Kelly’s Elle shoot after the jump
43 Comments, Comment or Ping
beerdotcom182
Sadly this is the hottest she’s looked in a while. And this isn’t hot. AT ALL. And the photos are retouched. A LOT.
Jun 12th, 2007
Danielle
I have to agree that the last few months Kelly has been appearing to have lesbian tendacies. I obviously don’t know if she is or not but the more I read about her the more she sounds like a closeted lesbian. I mean has any man ever come out and said he actually slept with her??? I don’t think she has.
Jun 12th, 2007
C
if kelly turned out to be a lezbo i wouldnt be surprised
Jun 13th, 2007
yeah mhmm
Have you seen her with that new butch haircut? There is little doubt in my mind that she is lesbian.
Jun 13th, 2007
Christina
I hope she is a lesbian. This woman is hot, and her voice is amazing, even if shes not a lesbian, I am madly in love with her. In her Elle story she says shes never been “in love” its because she hasn’t met me yet!!
Really though people does it matter?? Her voice is still her voice lesbian or not…. It shouldn’t matter.
Jun 14th, 2007
sherele12
Why is every body so stuck on sexual orientation? Who cares what she does behind closed doors? As long as when she opens them she can sing, I don’r care what she rubs or has rubbed on her…
Jun 14th, 2007
Jamal
Sure as hell bloody well hope not, don’t like lesbians at all. Gay guys though they suck much ass, figuratively and literally, and as long as they haven’t left a good woman for their bung hole exploits, they can do what they like. Lesbians I despise. Women who leave men to suck other brods should be gimped. I demand all women to be dicked or to have been dicked once upon a time. I don’t care which man is doing the poking as long as she’s poked. Every Lesi is a terrible waste of good flesh. Problem is any girl that has problem with her weight or has been stipped by a guy figures all men are the same and tend to lean towards other equally confused women as she is. Lets hope Clarkson doesn’t have that problem.
Jun 14th, 2007
Joii
This better not be true. It wont really matter if she is a lesbian or not, but it will be very very odd. And in my opinion it will let a lot of people down. And if she is one its just going to be very surprising. Did I metion odd? But either way its ok. I still would look up to her. Whatever she is who gives a crap. She is a great person.
Jun 14th, 2007
Phil
she cant be a lesbo bc im gonna marry her. shes so hott!!!
Jun 14th, 2007
Kat
kelly is one of my favorite singers and I hope that she doen’t decide to be gay or I migt not get her new cd
But I do think that butch pichure was a little gay.
Jun 14th, 2007
kate
I say who cares about any of them? Just because they are famous do we have to read about every move they make? Since Paris Hilton, I am totally done about hearing what celebrities are up to!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 14th, 2007
GOB
All for publicity, she craves the cock!
Kelly remember Worm?
Jun 14th, 2007
Ash
You people are pathetic. Really. She said she wouldn’t want to be a mom because she is selfish, not because shes a lesbian. You really need to stop looking so much into other people’s lives. Also, just because she’s never really been in love doesn’t mean anything. She may never meet someone. And, just because some guy hasn’t banged her, doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian either. Maybe she has morals, unlike the formentioned Paris Hilton who’s suck any guy avalible. I respect someone with morals. You people are so sad though, looking into what she says, and caring so much about her sexual orentation. I guess since she hasn’t had a scandal come about her in her years of stardom, somebody had to take something as harmless as calling themselves selfish, and not giving a shit what other people say about her as being a lesbian.
Wow.
I thought that was what women were supposed to do. Be honest, and not be so into vain things. Personally, I love her voice, and weather she is or isn’t doesn’t matter. I’d look at her just the same.
But, it isn’t anybodys buisness. And I certaintly did not get the lesbian vibe from anything she said in elle magazine.
GetALife!!
Jun 14th, 2007
Ash
And another thing.
The so called mullet she is wearing these days is apart of a teen fad.
These people label themselves as ’scene’.
They wear mullets, ridiculous amounts of makeup, and wear whatever they please.
They also sport the same attitude.
GetAClue!!
Jun 14th, 2007
JJ
Everyone must not have anything else better to do but to worry about what Celebrity is doing what. Dont you have anything else better to do with your life? Let her be who she is. Yeah she is hot and a freaking amazing voice. Yes I am a female and would love to meet her. But hey come on we make all this hype up.
Jun 14th, 2007
Jessica From TX
This is a bunch of bologna. If you have nothing better to do than start a stupid romer about a girl that doesn’t care what people think of her because she is happy with herself. So if you have to you have to be beautiful to be a superstar than I don’t know what this world is coming to. Gosh if you don’t have anything better do than read a BOOK! Or do something better with yourself gosh. I don’t hate many people but I HATE the person who is trying to screw up my idols life. Gosh why do you have to do something so crewl. Why don’t you just look and talk about someone like Paris or Lindey and just leave Kelly out of it!
Jun 15th, 2007
Joii
Yeah, now that i think of it, I do agree. All it is is a haircut and some stuff people said, and now your saying she is a lesbian???! I think this is crap, people are saying just this to start something. I dont know who strarted saying this, but Kelly doesnt deserve people thinking like this.
Jun 15th, 2007
Michelle
Wow, you all are sick, and dumb. One, whomever posted this should be mauled or something. Just because she doesnt want kids does NOT make her lesbian. I don’t want kids and i have been in a serious realtionship with a wonderful guy for 4 years. At least she can realize that she would not be a good mother so she is in reality saving the life of a child. Two: ITS A PHOTOSHOOT. Get over it. Go find somebody else to write yor BS crap about
Jun 15th, 2007
yanan
OMG, WTH
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD
SHE IS NOT A LESBIAN, SHE IS JUST NOT A PREP. NOR A SLUT, NOR A WHORE.
SHE IS A TALENTED DOWN TO EARTH SINGER.
DOES ALL CELEBS HAV TO BE SLUTS, AND WHORES, AND WEAR MAKE UP, FOR EXAMPLE PARIS HILTON.. GREAT IDOL
Jun 15th, 2007
IDIOTS
Hey Guys,
Ok. . .
This is absolutly ridiculous. Kelly, remember me, my name is jake. Me and Kelly dated a while back and while we mave have not been “IN LOVE” I think we definitly had a connection. Yes, we did have sex. The fact that you will take such and amazing beautiful person and twist the facts just so you can have your entertainment off someone elses struggles is obsurd…
Kelly, give me a call sometime,
Jake M.
Jun 15th, 2007
Amy
You people who say you won’t go out and buy her new cd if shes gay and all that crap are completey ignorant pieces of crap. How can you even say that?! She’s still the same person she was before same voice it doesnt matter who she sleeps with or who she finds attractive. It doesnt affect you AT ALL so shut the hell up and deal with it. Why should someones sexual orientation matter if it doesnt affect you. Chances are you’re never gonna get to meet, let alone date her, anyway. Personally i think she is gay just by how she acts not from anything she’s said. But if i didnt have “gay-dar” i’d never think she was gay. there are plenty of people who don’t want ot have kids or get married who are straight. God you people are absolutely rediculous. UGH! Get your minds out of your damn asses!
Jun 16th, 2007
Jess
Ya’ll need to shut up and stop spreading f@cking rumors about the stars! Personally i don’t give a shit about wat she’s doing. I like her music! But I like country music better!!!
So lay off kelly!!!
Jun 18th, 2007
kaitlyn
wow, i dont think it should matter if shes lezbian er not. she might not even b lesbian. so ppl should get ovr themselves n stop talkn n startn shit about everyy celbrityyy theyy see:]
Jun 18th, 2007
Hailey
so, i checked my AIM today and it said “Kelly spills all”. It said she was confirmed a lesbian. Is this a hoax?
Jun 19th, 2007
Heather
Who cares if she is or not? She did not flat out say, “I am gay.” So people are just assuming she is. People can go around seeing if she slept with anyone but that makes no sense. There are still virgins out in the world not everyone is a slut. I think she is saying that she is still young and does not see her self stop having fun not matter what people think or how they take it.
Jun 19th, 2007
Lauren
Hmm…that is one hot effing picture. Some of you seriously don’t like that? She pulls off that suit perfectly. Even the hair works with it. This whole Kelly being a lesbian thing as been circulating as a possibility in GAY CIRCLES for so long now…so I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be true. But come on guys, it really doesn’t matter. It’s been said before–it’s not like her voice will suddenly CHANGE or something.
And to the people who say they would quit buying her albums–When she sings of love, do you not connect to her message? So what if she wrote them with a woman in mind, if you thought of your own lover? The meaning of her words is entirely relative to the listener.
Open your minds, guys and gals! There’s a big, beautiful world out there!
Jun 20th, 2007
your mom
SHES A LESBIAN, GET OVER IT
Jun 24th, 2007
Kristina
The thing I can’t figure out here is when this world got so ignorant and close minded. Who cares what she is so long as she’s a good person.
Get a hobby
Jun 28th, 2007
Musicmuse202
First of all, Kelly actions don’t betray her as a lesbian, but rather a feminist. We have this stereotypical idea of a woman that we build up and worship and idolize and when someone realizes that she doesn’t have to conform to that to be a woman, she is attacked! If Kelly is a lesbian, so what? But being a feminist does not make someone a lesbian. It makes her confident in her femininity without conforming to someone else’s idea.
Anyone who wouldn’t buy her music merely because she might be a lesbian, never really appreciated it for it’s beauty in the first place.
And also, Kelly Clarkson does not have a weight problem–she’s actually at a healthy weight. We’re all just so used to seeing anorexic/bulimic celebrities who are convinced that if they aren’t underweight then all talent they have is negated.
Jun 30th, 2007
Felicity
OMG she is not a lesbian. How can u even think that? Just because she isn’t a sleazbag like so many other celebs doesn’t mean that she’s gay! Even if she was, her voice is still amazing. I think that the people who made up these retarded rumors are just jealous cuz she works that suit more than any of them can.
Jun 30th, 2007
Anne
I say who cares. If she is, she is. I agree with someone who said, she probably hasn’t met someone who rocks her world. It doesn’t matter who cares! It is ok if she doesnt want to be a mom, who needs an unwanted child in the world we have enough of them and plenty of women who shouldn’t have been moms who abuse kids or kill them. She is a talented lady and it sounds like from some of her lyrics that she has had a tough life to some degree. Enjoy her music and get over the photos.
Jun 30th, 2007
Tyler
Listen bitches,it doesnt matter whether kelly is a lesbo or not does it? Lesbians are hot (well,some) and if Kelly is a lesbian so-be-it…damn,people,is it any of your buisseness anyways? cuz i dont think it is…if im wrong,feel free to e-mail me at Wolf7586@aim.com.
Jul 2nd, 2007
Tyler
oh,and no one like a friggen sex predator better come emailing me cuz i swear i will seek the maximum to get you dead.
Jul 2nd, 2007
Conrad
Kelly Clarkson is not a materialistic girly girl like every female in this country. Does that make her a lesbian? No. Not at all. If she were she’d admit it because clearly she doesn’t care about the public’s opinion of her. Lastly, she’s freakin’ hot make-up or without.. so get over yourselves.
Jul 19th, 2007
lixa
dude, she is like awesome. i love her singing and her orientation and looks dont matter for shiznit. im still gonna love her.
Jul 20th, 2007
erica
wow you people are all rediculos. kelly does not look or act like a lesbian. and even if she were[which is entirely up to her and you should all leave it alone] that does not in any way shape or form affect her voice. and her voice is the main thing her; she has an amazing voice. and kelly is way prettier than a lot of other singers out there. and i think its great that she doesnt really care about her weight. im so sick of all those anorexic bitches out there. like yea if you’re naturally skinny and you cant help it then thats fine. but when your starve yourself to look like that, its rediulos. so seriously people, get a grip kelly clarkson has an amazing voice and did you ever think that maybe she doesn’t want her personal life to be like a freakin soap opera? she doesnt want people to know who shes dating; where she goes with this person and everything she does. she doesnt care about her fame, she just wants to sing and write songs and you cant blame her for just doing what she’s always wanted to do.
Jul 26th, 2007
jen
helloooooooooo what’s wrong with you ppl??? every woman on the planet turns out to be a lesbian nowadays. it’s like the “new” fashion. men are sooooo out!
KELLY ROCKS whether she’s a lesbian or not! get over it.
those who got problem with that . . .oh well. . .try sleep with a woman.
Jul 31st, 2007
Jamal is a prick
Jamal you are an asswipe!!!
Yes. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and Kelly is hot!!!
Aug 10th, 2007
Jared
Seriously, you Kelly-bashers are ignorant. Do you even listen to her songs? Her songs are about guys who break her heart, and either she hides the pain (like in “Behind These Hazel Eyes” or “Low”), she feels sad and obsessive (like in “Addicted”), she feels like she can move on (in “Breakaway” or “Just Missed the Train”), or she gets pissed off and does things like “Never Again” or “You Thought Wrong.” She is not a lesbian at all, and so what if she was. Like what one of the other people said, she isn’t a stupid whore like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. So what if she doesn’t want to be in a relationship right now. I really think its also sad people think you have to be a size zero to be hot. She is awesome looking the way she is. BEFORE AMERICAN IDOL SHE WAS A NOBODY! SHE WAS NOT BORN INTO A HAPPY FAMILY EITHER!
Sep 15th, 2007
Jared
She had the chance to become a girl with morals, unlike people who are born into rich families like Paris and become a snobby whore.
Sep 15th, 2007
JD
SHE IS BI SEXUAL. SHE IS HAVING A ROMANCE WITH HER ASSISTANT. BUT HAS HAD MALE RELATIONSHIPS.
HER ASSISTANT AND HER ARE ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN BECAUSE THE ASSISTANT HAS SOME MONKEYS SHE CANNOT SHAKE.
Nov 24th, 2007
Michelle
U Suck!!!!
Just because kelly hates men does not mean she is Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 2nd, 2007
Joe Kool
Doesn’t matter to me who she’s licking while I’m doing her from behind.
Feb 6th, 2009
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