Paris Hilton Has ADD
The mysterious mental ailment that prompted Sheriff Lee Baca to release Paris Hilton from jail last Friday is none other than the ubiquitous Attention Deficit Disorder. TMZ reports:
Paris Hilton suffers from extreme ADD and claustrophobia. Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood, [and] as a result, she was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell.
I figured she was just suffering from semen withdrawal. You get hooked on the penis and then quit the good stuff cold turkey, there’s bound to be some kind of physical reaction. The guards could have at least tossed a few handfuls of ranch dressing on her face every now and then or made her spend a couple of hours a day parked on her knees. I even heard that at one point Paris was fellating her own fists and the plastic sporks that came with the meatloaf. Heartbreaking, isn’t it?
More of sister Nicky Hilton’s pokies after the jump, because if I see on more pictures of Paris I’m going to kill myself
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Nikki Hilton makes me want to drive by the Hamptons throwing Molotov cocktails made out of empty Colt 45 bottles at each palacial estate.
Jun 12th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Palatial.
Jun 12th, 2007
abby
Nikki Hilton makes me want to defecate. And Paris Hilton makes me want to pick it up and throw it in their general direction.
Jun 12th, 2007
RichPort
Thanx ozborn blak.
Jun 12th, 2007
Petite
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Jun 12th, 2007
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Jun 14th, 2007
Aaron
I can already see the next news story: “Paris Hilton admitted to rehab for abuse of amphetamine medication…”
Jun 14th, 2007
Hailey
so what if she has ADD. I have it. So many people in America have it. Its so common. Everyone probably has a mild form of it
Jun 19th, 2007
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Jul 29th, 2008
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