Matthew McConaughey Goes Soft-Core
You can add “soft-core porn director” to Matthew McConaughey’s impressive Hollywood resume. According to TMZ:
A source on the set of Matt’s new film, “Surfer Dude,” [says] that during a recent pool party scene that featured a bunch of female extras in bathing suits, McConaughey, who is also a producer on the movie, told the ladies if they took their tops off they would get more money for their time. Many of the women agreed. With the female extras in all their bare-bosomed glory, Matt then requested girl-on-girl action for the scene. His request was not met with any complaints and only one extra left the set.
The only thing that could possibly salvage a movie called “Surfer Dude” is a little hot girl-on-girl action. Maybe a few car chases and explosions and robots that shoot lasers. I know all about that from my personal work on a screen play I’ve tentatively entitled “Sex Kitten Robot Wars.” Any day now I’m going to hear from Paramount and start living the Hollywood life instead of just writing about it. Don’t worry — being famous won’t change me. It’s just going to make me way better than you.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
abby, the sad thing is, you’re ALREADY way better than me.
*sigh*
do your robots shoot lazers from their nips?? ’cause that would be awesome!
Jun 13th, 2007
RichPort
I shoot jiz from my chubby. You know, like a penis, only smaller. Impressed?
Jun 13th, 2007
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