Comments on: Ashley Olsen Looks Awesome

By: mylene

mylene — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:11:10 +0000

I love her style and her shoes.

By: RichPort

RichPort — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:21:38 +0000

The Olsen girls physically remind me of those dudes too. Maybe if Mary-Kate wore a strap-on and brought nipple clips it would be just like high school, except for the facials. Gotta’ love the facials.

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:36:48 +0000

rich, man, you’re really on a roll!

i’d like something in magenta…

By: TK

TK — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:49:31 +0000

Is that a shadow, is she sweating profusely in the neck/chest area?

Either way she still looks like Gollum.

By: RichPort

RichPort — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:31:29 +0000

D, I like colorful money, so pastels seem to work best for me. My lilac $50 bills were a big hit at the bodega.

By: Dragulf

Dragulf — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:08:57 +0000

What colors do you use Rich?

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:00:14 +0000

you’ve got an excellent point, there, rich.

and that little business venture of yours sounds cool. sign me up????

By: RichPort

RichPort — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:51:22 +0000

Bunny, I used to go to school with a bunch of spoiled rich kids who wore tattered clothes and cut themselves. The Oslen girls remind me of those sorry fuckers, most of which are over-fucking-paid bankers now. Thank goodness I print my own money…

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 20:50:35 +0000

litely: is it friday already?
man, that must have been some PRIMO tequila i got into wednesday night! hooo-eee!

rich, i think she keeps all her normal body fat in those bags. i mean there HAS to be a reason she looks like that, right???

By: litelysalted

litelysalted — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:33:42 +0000

Heh, well… Since Britney stories are a dime a dozen, I found an even better one in the time it took me to take the first post down. So maybe you’ll have better luck with this one. (It’s kind of like shooting fish in a barrel!)

By: RichPort

RichPort — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:24:25 +0000

Whew… that’s good because my Britney comment, much like her cooter shot, wasn’t that great…

By: litelysalted

litelysalted — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:08:09 +0000

Ahhh sorry guys about taking down the Brit post — That is why it helps to read the previous day’s Quickies!