Britney Spears is Fucking Retarded

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Britney Spears posted another exercise in insanity on her website, requesting fans help to name her new album by picking from the following five proposed titles. These are the actual titles, I shit you not:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

You can literally almost witness the thought process of crazy that went into the making of this list. First we get the brazen, deranged attempts at sarcasm and irony that Brit is notorious for — followed by a serious effort to reclaim her sexpot image. After some quiet introspection and the realization that “sexpot” hit the road long before the first C-Section, and has since gone the way of the dinosaurs — she finally pens the last two in a blubbery mess of snot and tears.

More of yesterday’s vadge shots after the jump — slightly NSFW as the vadge is being loosely corralled by a pair of see-through undies.

(Photos courtesy of INF Daily)

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    HA HA! Her bra doesn’t match her underwear! Trailer park beeotch…

  2. Paris Hilton is now auctioning her stuff for charities
    http://tinyurl.com/36rqqq
    there’s some really CHEAP stuff on there

  3. katsy

    that’s effing gross.

    thanks, litelysalted, for making me lose my lunch…

    maybe it’ll help me look like ashley olsen one day!

  4. ZeZe

    Nice open thigh wound.

  5. Wow, it’s Axl Rose.

  6. jahanzab khan

    i seee your pic

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