Quickies: Summer Reading

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Myspace juggernaut Tila Tequila does Penthouse. (DListed)

If you’ve ever wondered what Hulk Hogan looks like in a dress… Well, you’re fucked up. But here you go. (Mollygood)

Cameron Diaz wearing a skull & crossbone bikini. I would make a joke about how a grown woman shouldn’t do this, but unfortunately I have a skull & crossbone vanity plate on my car. So I got nothin’. (Egotastic!)

Angelina Jolie v. Fox News. I call a fight to the death. (Celebitchy)

Jake Gyllenhaal plans to ‘gay it up’ on Broadway. (A Socialite’s Life)

Premium cable networks start their summer programming out… With a fizzle. (Pajiba)

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  1. bionic bunny

    “ahoy, mateys! prepare to be boarded!”

    sorry. i went away there for a little bit. i have a serious kinship with pirates, even before johnny depp. but he can board THIS wench any time!

  2. Ah, good ole two bag Tila.

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