Jessica Alba is a Slut
Actress Jessica Alba really enjoys a good wiener poking. She tells Cosmopolitan magazine:
“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex.”
I never felt bad about it either until my sophomore year in college, two abortions and four STD’s later. It’s hard to embrace your inner harlot while carrying a stranger’s child and rubbing cream on your weeping genitals sores. I’m not saying it can’t be done; it just takes a little more effort. But herpes isn’t nearly as happy as those stupid Valtrex commercials make it look. Nobody gave me my days back. I didn’t spend any time prancing down a beach with my concerned lover cradling my shoulders. I spent more time crying in my dorm room because Gold Bond medicated lotion just made the sores burn worse and being pregnant made me look fat.
More of Jessica looking decided less slutty at the Fantastic Four II photo call after the jump
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
No Jess, you’re only a slut if you let his friends film it and post it online, then email it to your dad. In other news, my ex-girlfriend was a slut.
(Lemme see… did I spell check..? Don’t want the English professor/ gynecologist to get another bout of correction Tourette syndrome…)
Jun 15th, 2007
Dragulf
No worries Rico, someone will find a flaw regardless.
On to Jessica Alba. She knows we want her and she likes to play hard to get. Not that it matters, I sleep with her every night in my dreams,
Jun 15th, 2007
litelysalted
But herpes isn’t nearly as happy as those stupid Valtrex commercials make it look.
Bwah! Nice one, Abby.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
Funny D, I just had her in the Men’s room not five minutes ago! Then I came out, hands unwashed, and shook as many hands as possible…
TMI? Gross? Fuck it…
Jun 15th, 2007
abby
I find I do all my best masturbating in a men’s room. Ambiance, I guess.
Jun 15th, 2007
Dragulf
I like it when ya leave the stall door open Abby.
Jun 15th, 2007
spatz
she’s definitley in that phase whre she wants everybody to think how cool she is and how she could just be one of the guys and fuck without remorse. all chicks go through this. she’ll be over it soon.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
Abby, the question is who?
Jun 15th, 2007
CruisingforCock
I want those shoes. I would masturbate with the door open in the mens room wearing those shoes for those shoes.
Jun 15th, 2007
CruisingforCock
She’s missing out on morning cock and that is just wasteful. Morning cock first and then “do you still have to be here?”
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
Dear C4C… I have hijacked a shoe store manager and am willing to let you try them on in the handicap stall. Please bring your own camera. Many thanks.
XOXOXOXOXO
RichPort
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
fuck orange juice. THIS is my favorite way to start the day. masturbatory delights- it’s going to be a swell weekend if this is any indication!
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Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
crap. that never works here! i always wind up looking like bunny on acid!
Jun 15th, 2007
Manny
Jessica Alba likes to have sex with lots of different guys and never see them again…..and there’s a problem with that? How do I get on THAT list?
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
manny? “puerto rican bouncy-ball” manny?
how’s the shoulder, dude?
Jun 15th, 2007
If Jessica Alba is a slut..you all are WHORES.
What the hell? Men do it all the time. Does anyone call them MANWHORES? NO.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
When you arrive at the store, go straight to the store room, where I will be lettin’ my freak flag fly with said manager. Get as many shots of me with his ballsack in my mouth as possible. Thanks!
Jun 15th, 2007
Brandi
She’s soo fuckin hot. I’d do her, with a condom.
Jul 11th, 2007
baba
Jessica Alba is so fuckin annoying! She needs to gain some weight cuz she’s starting to look like a 10 year old boy.
Jul 12th, 2007
rita thompson
MANWHORES—————– . THERE ,SOMEONE SAID IT .
Jul 18th, 2007
jessica alba lover
i would do her doggy style so fucking hard then cum all over her and make her let me stay and have sex with her all day
Nov 19th, 2007
would do her doggy style so fucking hard then cum all over her and make her let me stay and have sex with her all day & wish to fuck several & sevral times with an immence love & do her every thing to give all pleasures.-- Subhash Lath ,India
jessica Ilove u very much & I Feel proud to be your fan.
Jan 23rd, 2008
jessica alba's nasty
she’s a dirty slut. if she wasn’t then she wouldn’t have herpes.
Feb 26th, 2008
Barry Auerbach
Jessica Alba Full Home-made hot video i found here:
http://jessica-alba-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=6626365&s=y
U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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