Kelly Clarkson Cancels Her Tour

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Kelly Clarkson has canceled her entire 2007 summer tour. Via her official website:

“I can’t tell you how much I’ve been looking forward to getting out there to perform for y’all. In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won’t be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon. But I promise you that we’re going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better. Thanks for all of your love and continued support.”

Page Six offers this additional insight:

Kelly Clarkson yesterday canceled her Aug. 18 show at Jones Beach and the rest of her summer tour after failing to sell enough tickets to fill 15,000-seat venues… [One] of the tour’s promoters told The Post’s Dan Aquilante: “[Ticket] sales have not been what we anticipated. We came to the realization that we had bit off more than we could chew.”

It all boils down to nobody wanting to pay to watch a fat girl perform. Unless it was maybe a hot dog eating contest or a cannonball to the stomach contest or a spring break belly buster competition for a case of Budweiser. You might pay then. You also might pay to lay under a glass table and jerk off while she takes a big naked dump on it. It’s called a fetish, people! There’s good money in it.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I like a big bottom on a girl and she has a nice face so no complaints here. I bet she’s a screamer.

  2. abby

    I have it on good authority that she’s a face-slapper and mace-er. First-hand authority.

  3. RichPort

    So much for the kryptonite reinforced stage… that my friends, is a waste of good technology.

  4. Abby, why did she slap and mace you hun? Did you scream “FATSO!” in her face again?

  5. abby

    Fat girls are just so damn sensitive. And God forbid you try to give her a good sniffing. She doesn’t like to be smelled.

  6. bionic bunny

    i’m not fat, i’m fluffy! FLUFFY, I TELL YOU!!!

  7. carla

    wahehehehe

  8. Carmelo Videtto

    Kelly Clarkson Kimmel in shower!!

    Home private video online:

    http://kelly-clarkson-video.blogspot.com/?id=45570078&s=y

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