Jun 15, 20075
Quickies: Hang Eleven
These pictures confirm it — I’d totally have done it with King Henry VIII. Or at least the other guy. (popbytes)
Nicky Hilton gets hysterical. Not the funny kind. (Derek Hail)
Katie Holmes goes Posh short. (Gabsmash)
Kristanna Loken makes me wish I had a penis. That, and standing up to pee. (The Bastardly)
Jessica Simpson is a stalker. (MollyGood)
Amy Winehouse knows how to make drinking fun for everyone. (The Rad Report)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
abby, you’re so right. standing up to pee would be AWESOME!
i guess technically i CAN, but then i have to walk around with squishy shoes. even the “sizzler” doesn’t appreciate that.
and then there’s that whole “writing your name in the snow” thing.
oh, well.
Jun 15th, 2007
Mooshki
If you had a penis, you wouldn’t be Kristanna’s type.
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
no, i was just running with the “standing up” part.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
Yeah, standing up to pee would be awesome, and so would having a penis. Up my ass.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
^^ You are the most unfunny of trolls. It’s funny, but your mom said the exact same thing to me. Now she just gives head in hell. That’s HAWT!
Jun 19th, 2007
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