Britney Spears Does This On Purpose

Loyal Yeeeah! readers — here is my promise to you. These are going to be the first and last photos of Britney Spears I post this week. Unless she does something legitimately shocking like leaving the house and forgetting to put any clothes on whatsoever — and for Britney, that in itself would only be minimally shocking.
And why would I make such a rash declaration, you ask? Well here are some photos of Brit taken at Starbucks over the weekend. As you can see, Britney’s entire arm somehow fell out of the strap on her dress. Can someone please explain to me how this happens? At Starbucks, for fuck’s sake! I have a difficult time believing that even a colossal dipshit like Britney Spears has such a loose grasp on how clothing operates.
More NSFW photos after the jump. Lots more. Because, really — you’ve gotta see this. It’s just absolutely-fucking-ridiculous.







25 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
WTF, was she driving with her dress down around her fucking waist?
Thanks a thousand times in advance for no more Brittney postings this week Abby, you are truly a Goddess.
Jun 18th, 2007
litelysalted
Pssst: It’s me!
And I’m gonna try my darndest.
Jun 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
she was trying to avoid a strap line, but she’s still wearing that effing hat!
i like the dress, though. only on somebody else.
Jun 18th, 2007
Sorceressss
Sorry Salted!
Dang I never know who’s doing what….I so have to quit doing lines and chasing them with vodka as soon as I wake up everyday….
Jun 18th, 2007
Cody
She might as well go ahead and show those things
Jun 18th, 2007
drdisaia
Yep. She does this on purpose. How many clothing malfunctions can you have by accident?
Jun 19th, 2007
saratha
Not to blow any ones mind but the bitch didn’t go crazy….she’s always been crazy. She was just cute before and now that she’s a fug everyone notices what a nasty skank she is. The problem here is this nut job is worth $150 MILLION b/c of her looks…..how that’s for irony. GOOD LORD, SOMEONE HIRE HER A SYLIST ALREADY!!!
Jun 19th, 2007
Carrie
That’s a really cute dress. Britney, why do you ruin everything that is good?
Jun 19th, 2007
Sheils
You know this lil beyotch is so overated. I have NO RESPECT for her. The only she can do for me, is to get the fkk on and go raise her children!
Jun 20th, 2007
mara
i highly doubt she was driving topless… she doesnt want tanlines, so tacky
Jun 24th, 2007
Bob Loblaw
What a dirty little slut
Jul 16th, 2007
norashunta c.jackson
i hear that your kid u need to respeect that you good mother your chid you love ur kid i hear about that i not that hear u damn it you care your kid get that damn it i understand that you get pregent baby who father baby ?
Mar 3rd, 2008
Thad Ostby
Britney Spears bikini video online !!
http://britney-spears-sexxy.blogspot.com/?id=5881637&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
sweet_girl_girl
Michael Jackson Father who baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 20th, 2010
sweet_girl_girls
father maybe who baby some idiot..
Feb 20th, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
yes she didnt got stupid with some Justin Timberlake and she knew with some stupids didnt you aint yo yo yo man watch it it it it it?
Huh..Better watch it it it it…Betty UGly…
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
Betty Ugly she knew with Justin Timberlake once she knew with her while as well..
yo watch it CANADA
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_fan
yo fan she knew her while before i didnt realized you there some aries fans I know there with Justin Timberlake..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_fan
yo yo fan friends why why why she doesnt get those ideads about it..
but i know Justin Timberlake i once he told me i hate you this wekkkend off…
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girls
Justin Timberlake why why why he didnt care much about Britney Spears and I know that Brandy Or Monica less than him knows whatever life..
Feb 25th, 2010
sweet_candy
Because I know Justin Timberlake seems new about it when I know much about Britney Spears that`s why she seems good…
But I know that Brandy and Monica they didn`t it again.
Mar 13th, 2010
sweet_candy_girl
yes why i know seems great about Britney Spears she news about it..
but i know she amazing great…
yes i know why she didn`t those..
Mar 15th, 2010
sweet_girls_girls
But I know that men like him jerk life with Britney Spears and Huh..
But Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears they wouldn`t touch someone food…
Buy I know someone like this…
yes i know who`s?Like me huh..
Donald See,I know…
Mar 17th, 2010
sweet_girls_girls
yes why donald and do not this..
but i know someone like duck and river named Britney Spears..
well thanks…
Life and I know..
Kevin Federline life Ok..
Mar 17th, 2010
sweet_girls_45
because donald and his friends werent this same thing as me.
but i know that Not the problem of this..
Mar 25th, 2010
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