Jun 19, 2007
Baby Tuesday
In the news this morning — Keri Russell gives birth to a baby boy, River Russell Deary; Julia Roberts spawned Henry Daniel Moder; Tiger Woods welcomes a baby girl, Sam Alexis — and finally to Kevin James (of “King of Queens”) a baby girl named Shea Joelle.
So what does this mean to you? Four babies, no jackass celebrity baby names, all born within wedlock. That’s right, not even a single bastard in the lot. What the fuck, Hollywood? This is the best you can do?! Are you trying to put me out of a job here?
Well, the day is still young. Hopefully someone will flash their vadge/ass/tits, be caught doing drugs, get arrested, or if we’re really lucky — start a feud. Otherwise, I got nothin’.
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sonya
I was kind of shocked that Julia Roberts didn’t name her kid some other hideous name like Barbabas or Abner. Henry is positively mild.
Jun 19th, 2007
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