Larry Birkhead is the Big Winner
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The saga continues. A Los Angeles Judge ruled on Tuesday that Howard K. Stern be named executor of the late Anna Nicole’s estate and Larry Birkhead gets — what else? The kid. People reports:
Attorneys will return to court later this year to review Smith’s assets, which Stern estimated at $710,000 – but which could grow substantially pending the outcome of a battle over the estate of Smith’s late husband, billionaire J. Howard Marshall.
Superior Court Judge Mitchell Beckloff told the lawyers he was concerned about a clause in Smith’s will disinheriting any children born after her son, Daniel, who died last September three days after Dannielynn was born.
Well, Larry, while you may not have won the Grand Prize, Rod tell him what he has won! That’s right, Larry — you and a guest have won a no-expenses paid trip to fatherhood for the next eighteen years raising a genetic cocktail of bipolar disorder, substance abuse and sociopathy; with a splash of diet pills and silicon for good measure! But wait — there’s more! Larry has also won his dead BabyMomma’s white trash family, whom he is effectively chained to for the duration of the fatherhood. Congratulations, man! You’ve earned it!
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Not bad for a gay sperm donor. I bet he has that turkey baster her used to impregnate her bronzed and mounted, much like his boyfriend.
Jun 20th, 2007
Val
You people are nasty. Let this story die and just move on.
Jun 20th, 2007
RichPort
Hi Val! What’s nasty is the way ANS paraded herself shamelessly, hoping her antics would outlast her life. And so they have. Now hush up buzz killer! And run back weepingly to your Anna shrine…
Jun 20th, 2007
litelysalted
I dunno, Val’s got a point. I am kind of nasty. But I’m strangely comfortable with that.
Jun 20th, 2007
abby
That was fucking hilarious. Especially if you read the last paragraph in a Rod Roddy voice.
Jun 20th, 2007
RichPort
LS and Abby, I’m just surprised Val didn’t say “you’re just jealous of her beauty and talent” or something inane like that. How rediculous.
Hey Osbourne… LOOK! I misspeled “rediculous”… TWYCE!!!
Jun 20th, 2007
litelysalted
Heh… Thanks Abby. Wait, did I get that backwards? I think it’s supposed to say, “Rod, tell him what he’s won!” It’s been so long since I’ve watched the Price Is Right, and I’ll never get to again. Sob.
Jun 20th, 2007
Dragulf
Rico, don’t tease the Black Ozzy!! He’ll bite off the head of a chicken!
No worries Litely, I’m sure everyone will get your reference.
Jun 20th, 2007
RichPort
Hell byte da hed of uh chikken?
Jun 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
tsk, tsk. i agree. y’all are nasty. but in a good way.
don’t worry, val, we’re not speaking ill of the dead… we talked that way when she was alive, too.
rich, you crack me up!
Jun 20th, 2007
RichPort
Bunny, LS and Abby crack me up. The only way they could entertain me more wuld be to pose topless. Ladies?
Jun 20th, 2007
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