Pam Anderson Loves the Animals

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Now I don’t claim to understand Pamela Anderson, or why she does the things she does. For example, I wouldn’t advise wearing this hideous dress she has on — and I certainly wouldn’t advise against taking advantage of the buttons on said dress, which are clearly put there for a reason. But I guess most of all, I absolutely would not recommend going up to some random dude on the street and letting his dog lick all over my tits for all of creation to see. But I guess that’s what separates me from Pam Anderson — level-headed fashion sense and not wanting dogs to lick my boobs. Oh, and about eight cup sizes, of course.

More of Pam and her fuggo dress and the Amazing Breast Licking Dog after the jump.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. maya

    And just why the hell are her boobs so square?

  2. RichPort

    Apparently this dog is trained to sniff out synthetics in an effort to protect our country against bombs. The licking of synthetics is used to affirmatively identify the offender.

  3. I’m glad I’m not a dog. EWW.

  4. sonya

    Yeah, look at the boob on the right. What in the world is that about? There’s a dimple and it indeed looks squared.

    Ew, dog slobber on your boobs. So appealing.

  5. bionic bunny

    look at the poor dog! can anyone say “photo-op”?
    the dude is lifting the think by the collar, and in that next to last pic, it’s trying to get away from her! isn’t she AGAINST animal cruelty, and keeping animals as pets?? what a freak.

    just goes to show some men will do anything for a “down the top” look.

  6. bionic bunny

    *THING* , not *think*

    see? that’s how disturbing that was!

  7. I’d lick her yabo’s until my tongue fell off. Can HepC make your tongue fall off? Do I care? But yeah, her left boob does looked jacked up.

  8. oh just leav people alone and let them do what they wish your just being jelous because she’s rich and she have all that she wish!

  9. “oh just leav people alone and let them do what they wish your just being jelous because she’s rich and she have all that she wish!”

    … whahuh?

    A boob-licking dog? Why not me, God? Why?!!?!?!?!

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