Jun 20, 2007
Quickies: If the Shoes Fits
Matthew McConaughey on the beach with some 22 year old Brazilian model he’s nailing. It’s good to be McConaughey. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Since I know you’re all dying to know — what’s Britney’s hair been up to lately? (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)
Christina Aguilera is pregnant! (The Evil Beet)
Katie Holmes on the other hand, we’re not sure about yet. But one thing I am sure about is that this is the ugliest fucking swimsuit I’ve ever seen in my life. Goddamn Scientologists. (Egotastic!)
Tara Reid is still a sloppy, whorey mess. Would you really expect any better of her? (Mollygood)
C’mon gossip fans! Pick up a fuckin’ book already! Heh, no — kidding. Never leave us. Please. (Pajiba)
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Spreads for Gossip
Maybe Matthew will get married at 60. He’s such a whore. And he’s a mimbo!
Jun 20th, 2007
Dragulf
Isn’t he 38?
Jun 20th, 2007
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