Quickies: If the Shoes Fits

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Matthew McConaughey on the beach with some 22 year old Brazilian model he’s nailing. It’s good to be McConaughey. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Since I know you’re all dying to know — what’s Britney’s hair been up to lately? (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)

Christina Aguilera is pregnant! (The Evil Beet)

Katie Holmes on the other hand, we’re not sure about yet. But one thing I am sure about is that this is the ugliest fucking swimsuit I’ve ever seen in my life. Goddamn Scientologists. (Egotastic!)

Tara Reid is still a sloppy, whorey mess. Would you really expect any better of her? (Mollygood)

C’mon gossip fans! Pick up a fuckin’ book already! Heh, no — kidding. Never leave us. Please. (Pajiba)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Maybe Matthew will get married at 60. He’s such a whore. And he’s a mimbo!

  2. Isn’t he 38?

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