Scott Baio is a Memory Ruiner
In a move which will totally crap all over your childhood memories in a way you never dreamed possible, Scott Baio aka Chachi aka Charles joins the ranks of former co-star Willie Aames to star in his very own VH1 reality show, “Scott Baio is 45…and Single.” From the VH1 show description:
…Staring down the barrel of middle age, Scott has come to the end of his philandering rope. At 45, he finds himself at a mid-life crisis of mythic proportions, wondering why he’s still single, alone and still unable to settle down and commit to a substantial, meaningful relationship.
With the help of his long-time pals, Scott will be able to successfully sift through the wreckage of his past, and endure an assortment of life-altering activities, (including abstinence), in order to finally earn the chance at actually maintaining a meaningful, stable, healthy relationship.
Gah! When I think back to the raging stud from “Charles and Charge” and hear phrases like, “meaningful relationship,” “life-altering activities,” and “abstinence” — well, let’s just say the part of my libido still controlled by my eight-year-old self just downed a bottle of prescription meds chased by a bottle of vodka to end it’s own life. So much for getting off to unfulfilled childhood fantasies anymore. Thanks a lot, Scott Baio.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Scott and Willie need a TV show to pick up guys? I figured for them to have a party all they needed was to call the Scientology center in their area.
Jun 20th, 2007
litelysalted
Nah, Willie needed a TV show to help him lose weight. But he probably wouldn’t mind the “picking up guys” thing, either.
And yes, that is Wayne from “The Wonder Years.”
Jun 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I hope ole Willy got his damn nasty teeth fixed…
Jun 20th, 2007
spatz
ummm is that Butt head Arnold from the wonder years sitting next to him??
Jun 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
“…Staring down the barrel of middle age, Scott has come to the end of his philandering rope. At 45, he finds himself at a mid-life crisis of mythic proportions, wondering why he’s still single, alone and still unable to settle down and commit to a substantial, meaningful relationship.”
one word: “ZAPPED!”
oh, and willie ames. when your best friend dresses in tights to portray a “christian super-hero”, you have to question some of your choices, no?
Jun 20th, 2007
sme
BOB LOBLAW!!!!!
Jun 20th, 2007
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Jul 3rd, 2007
sugarnanny
Scott Baio is undoubtedly one of the single largest boils on the ass of evolutionary progress to cross two milleniums! His mouth is a broken sewer line, spewing an endless tsunami of inane, pubescent drivel that one would normally expect to hear from a person who was either; A.) a 14 year old boy or, B.) mild to moderately retarded. Why the hell hasn’t one of his equally flushable “Real Friends” and/or agent told him he could save hundreds of dollars if he’d simply can his “life-style shrink” and google Adult ADHD!! Meanwhile, re-name his show to, “No one loves Crotchy”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 23rd, 2007
heather
Scott Baio is just a swarmy little guido from Brooklyn. He is so repulsive. Uneducated, classless, stupid…no wonder he can only hook up with bimbos. The latest, Renee, is so pathetic. She looks like a little piggy, and has a stumpy little body. Desperation.
Baio is not remotely attractive, he looks like he has olive oil dripping from his pores. If you notice, the only women he “slept” with are trash…famous or not.
Baio, dig a tunnel back to Brooklyn where you belong . GET A LIFE, LOSER!!!
Jul 31st, 2007
jack
Hey, Baio. Have you ever considered the real reason you can’t settle down with a woman? YOU”RE GAY, YOU MORON. Come out of the closet, and stop looking for excuses. You only sleep with women with no substance so that you will not feel anything, and you can feel superior because you’re practically retarded. I notice that none of your “men” friends are remotely attractive, because then you’d want to sleep with them. FACE IT, YOU’RE GAY.
Jul 31st, 2007
Baio fan
Scott and willie were in a movie about 2 guy guys and the settings were in a back yard
and they slept in a tent does anyone know what I’m saying
Jun 2nd, 2008
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