Demi and Ashton Wish Stuff

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher took time away from playing dominoes and having creepy sex to attend the Laura Day Book Party for The Circle: How The Power of a Single Wish Can Change Your Life.
Going by the title, The Circle sounds like another shammy self-help book for people filled with so much self-importance that they can’t use common sense to adequately navigate their own lives like everyone else. Although for Demi and Ashton a self-help book based on the power of wishing seems strangely appropriate. For instance, I bet right now she’s wishing that Ashton didn’t resemble a gay Jack Tripper and he’s probably wishing that Demi was approximately 20 years younger and didn’t have a surgically enhanced perma-grin stretched across her face.
More photos of the perfectly lovely couple after the jump.




12 Comments, Comment or Ping
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Hmmm, I usually agree with you, but not on this one! Demi looks awesome, she blows away most of the hollywood chics that ARE 20 years her junior, and if she has had work done, it’s not obvious at all. Good for you, Demi!!!
Jun 21st, 2007
evilpapz
Duh. Of course she had work done. Every1 knows she spent over 1M on her entire face/body, (including her knees ‘PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs’!
I’m getting really tired of this p.surgery crap. Don’t men care that they are sleeping with plastic?
Do these people melt in the sun? I’m never getting it done!
Jun 21st, 2007
S.S.
nothing more unattractive than plastic surgery
Jun 21st, 2007
beerdotcom182
Demi looks disgusting.
Jun 21st, 2007
Nooken
Yeah, she looks so disgusting that I would have sex with her repeatedly just to prove my point, I mean yuck. Get over here Demi and let me teach you a lesson.
Jun 21st, 2007
JohnL
Nobody pulls off a better Devil-may-care partially untucked shirt look than Ashton. And nobody pulls off a better cradle-robber look than Demi. Together they pull off the best freak-couple look in Hollywood. If I were bisexual I’d totally do both of them, but since I’m asexual I’ll stick to budding.
Jun 21st, 2007
AshtonLover
Everybody hi
man or women
I from korea
English is very hard
……
Jun 22nd, 2007
Herman B
f*ck that prima donna bitch like a rag doll. yeh. michael douglas. say daddy. you scank douche bag. i hope you get knocked up. u old bitch. boo hooo hoo.
Jun 22nd, 2007
eaglepupil
Hey Herman! Keep your friends close and your enemies CLOSER. Buy Ashton a drink (or better yet–buy me a drink!). She does still look good in black though–you have to admit!
Jun 24th, 2007
eaglepupil
I get your asexual allusion John! Hilarious! I would also do them both at the same time if I was bisexual, but I’m female which is even better. If I was a certain species of female lizard hermaphrodite I could have sex with myself. Oh, wait, I can still have sex with myself anyway! I like the way that sounds “female lizard hermaphrodite”, maybe I’ll change my handle.
Jun 24th, 2007
Trilby
Really her daughter looks just like her. It’s really quite a resemblence. And everyone says Rumor is ugly. Hm….
Jun 24th, 2007
Doreen
Leave them alone. They are so happy together which is the most important.
Jun 22nd, 2008
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