Pauly Shore is getting sued by his neighbor Wes Craven for causing a landslide on his property. TMZ Reports:

In a lawsuit obtained by TMZ and filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Craven says Pauly, his neighbor, slacked off in keeping up his yard, pool, spa, sprinklers, irrigation, swales, downspouts and slopes. As a result, Craven claims “water from the Shore Property intruded and infiltrated the Craven Property causing a slope failure/landslide” in December, 2006.

Craven, who caused millions to cringe in a string of horror movies, claims he “suffered and will continue to suffer severe emotional distress and anxiety…”

Now, I loathe Pauly Shore as much as anyone, and think that he deserves to get his ass kicked three ways to Sunday (for real this time, dipshit) — but don’t you think Wes Craven is acting like kind of a puss here? What kind of whiny asshole cries emotional distress over a little mud in their yard? In this litigious society, I think suing is pretty overrated. Can we maybe just get these two little girls to have an all out, no-holds-barred, hair-pulling contest and be done with it? And maybe air it on TV, sponsored by Pepsi. That would be perfect. Of course, that’s my answer to everything: nationally televised fisticuffs. Someday…

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