Jun 22, 2007
Name That Celebrity: Masterpiece Ass Edition
Today’s edition of “Name That Celebrity” brings us the juiciest badunkadonk of all time. If you lived to be a thousand years old you probably wouldn’t see another ass that would even come close to this one. If somebody collects the DNA of the lady connected to this ass and in the future we’re genetically constructing society so everyone has an ass that looks like this — even then, it still wouldn’t compare to the original. It’s like the Mona Lisa of asses or some shit, y’know?
After the jump — the thrilling reveal. But if you haven’t already guessed it pretty much immediately, you should hereby be fired from reading gossip blogs.
It’s Beyonce! Hooray! Bootylicious, indeed.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Tonze
That’s tight
Jun 22nd, 2007
RichPort
I wish that dingy said “Lucky RichPort”.
(heh heh… I said “dingy”… heh heh…)
Jun 22nd, 2007
Sorceressss
V nice!!
Jun 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
hey, i saw barbado over on “d-listed” yesterday. somebody go get ‘im!
a little too much coffee today, rich??
Jun 22nd, 2007
RichPort
BB, not enough coffee… I need an IV… Beyonce makes me harder than post doctorate level algebraic theory… TMI? Fuck it…
Jun 22nd, 2007
Dat_DoOd
SHe doesn’t really have a big ass, her hips are wide and her thighs are nice n thick. THat’s what makes her ass look “big” according to white people. BUt she is a baaaaddd bitch none the less. I LOVE MAH ETHNIC WOMEN TO DEF!!! STAY HEALTHY AND CURVACIOUS!!!
Jun 22nd, 2007
beerdotcom182
Biel! Me want Biel ass! Beyonce sucks.
Jun 22nd, 2007
AshtonLover
Beyonce Nice girl
I love beyonce hahahaha
Jun 22nd, 2007
JMac
does she realize you aren’t supposed to put the towel in the water…..kinda defeats the purpose of the whole thing
Jun 24th, 2007
RichPort
I have to say, Beyonce makes me very uncomfortable the way she undresses me with her eyeballs all the time.. keep it in your pants sister, I’m taken!
Jun 25th, 2007
U R FKD DD
I’D TAP DAT BLACK AZZ……….AGAIN!!!!!!
Jul 6th, 2007
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