Britney Spears Speaks in Riddles
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Britney Spears has updated her official website with the following cryptic message:
“Mother to Grandmother, and my my, you’re grand!”
Since that makes about as much sense as “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like” or the word “Dignity” appearing anywhere near the words “Britney Spears,” this little tidbit from X17 Online offers a little insight:
Britney’s visit to her attorney’s office [on Thursday] may have been part of Spears’ research into filing a restraining order against her own mother, to keep Grandma away from Jayden and Sean! Britney and Lynne’s relationship soured when Brit was forced into rehab by her family and management. We haven’t seen [Britney and her mother] together since.
Ooh, so it’s a riddle! I love riddles. Before Walgreen’s fired me, I made it a point to exclusively answer customers in riddles. Things like “Where can I find disposable razors?” were enlightened with “The myriad plastic blades you seek are on an aisle numbered for this day of the week: Wednesday.” I thought I was hot shit until some guy looking for wart remover threw a hot cup of coffee in my face and sent me toppling over a Massengill display of “Country Flowers” Disposable Douche. Touché.
More of Sad Tits McGillicuddy shopping at Baby Gap over the weekend after the jump
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Did her boobs take up yoga? That looks like downward facing dog, or whatever the hell it’s called.
Jun 25th, 2007
Dragulf
Her nipples point the way to Hell. Thanks Shitney!
Jun 25th, 2007
eaglepupil
By the looks of those nips staring at me, I’d say she is taking dressing tips from Demi. That is good that they are fashion buddies.
She can’t take her kids out in public shopping, but she can wear their kiddy boots?
I would do the guy behind her for probably just a nickle or a Starbucks fix or maybe I’ll ask for a cool mil like my idol Paris!
Jun 25th, 2007
eaglepupil
Dammitt! She left the house without any communist manifesto propaganda! Where is the red at least? That bag is all wrong (I’m referring to the purse)! Maybe the grandma wallpaper design on the top of her dress can appropriately represent the red nation. She should’ve called Cameron or me before she left her parakeet, “P-keet”, and her kids at home with the tranny!
Tsktsk.
Jun 25th, 2007
Kim
Don’t care much about the Brit thing..but the article that accompanied was fucking hillarious.. Coffee and Disposable Douche..too funny..
Jun 25th, 2007
eruz
spears
Oct 10th, 2008
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