Name That Celebrity: Geriatric Legs Edition
I bet you wouldn’t believe me if I told you the above celebrity thigh was attached to a model under the age of 30. You’d harrumph your disbelief and then accuse me of sneaking into the nursing home with a telefoto lens again. Then you’d tell me how much I disgust you and ask me to pull my fucking pants up already. Well, for the record, asshole, I had nothing to do with “GotGranny.com” and that whole arrest was just an unfortunate misunderstanding. Can’t a girl do a little old, wrinkly, bedridden research without the local authorities getting all up in arms? Besides, the gerbils were only there to lower their blood pressures and the coke was all for me, no matter what The Poughkeepsie Times might have told you. Fucking Puritans!
The proud owner of the geriatric gams after the jump
It’s supermodel Kate Moss, who gets paid millions of dollars for her youthful good looks and ageless beauty!
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ya know, right before I clicked to go on, Kate Moss’ name popped into my head.
Yet another reason NOT to snort cocaine.
Jun 25th, 2007
Dragulf
DAMN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jun 25th, 2007
Tonze
omg!
Jun 25th, 2007
RichPort
I would have said Melanie Griffin… how is it that a girl who can look so fucking pretty on some days, look like my ass after I got drunk, took a splattery shit, and forgot to wipe it? Seriously, this chick has lizards walking up to her telling her she needs moisturizer…
Jun 25th, 2007
abby
I’m sure that Colonel Sanders would love to get his hands on that…
Jun 25th, 2007
katsy
AHHH!!!!! don’t crush me like this!!!!
photoshop works wonders for her shoots, doesn’t it? but oh, ignorance WAS bliss….
i curse you, yeeeah, for making my eyes see the truth
Jun 25th, 2007
Dragulf
MY EYES! They’re bleeding!
Jun 25th, 2007
Johnny
Just say no to crack, kids…
Jun 25th, 2007
photoshoptmaster
this is sooooooo photoshopped. you can do that with the liquify tool believe me!
Jun 25th, 2007
Laura
She’s over 30 BTW…
Jun 26th, 2007
INTERNETDUMBASSES
The internet is filled with idiots these days. You’ll believe anything on the net. you know that’s photoshopped. No drugs can do that.
Jun 26th, 2007
Miss Attitude
That’s what happens when you lose weight too fast. If you lose it slowly you’re skin will tighten back up. The same thing is what happened to fugly Melanie Griffith’s legs. She lost weight too fast. Probably was worried she was getting fat from sitting on her ass after breaking her leg.
Jun 28th, 2007
eblzjjrofu
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Jul 3rd, 2007
Keeleyfan
Damn man, those are some nasty legs!
Jul 5th, 2007
U R FKD DD
CAN YOU SAY ”BARF-O-YOUR GRUB UP-O”? DAMN IT’S A RARE ALBINO ETHEOPIAN…….OR…..EDGER WINTER IN DRAG!!!!!!!
Aug 11th, 2007
Miss WTF
This isn’t from crack/cocaine use its from being a nasty, puking supermod that has her skin that way. ITS FROM GORGING ON FOOD & PUKING IT!
A crack head still has their skin attached to their bodies.
YOUNG WHITE ANOREXIC RICH GIRLS PAY ATTENTION SO WHEN YOUR GETTING OVER THE HILL & OVER YOUR 65LBS WEIGHT LIMIT YOU WON’T LOOK LIKE THIS AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHEN THEY TURN TO PUKE THEIR OWN GUTS OUT!!!!
IF YOUR GOING TO STAY UNDER 50LBS WHEN YOUR HITTING THE OLD AGE OF 19 MAKE SURE TO GET STAPLE GUN ATTACHED TO YOUR HIP BONE..THIS WAY YOU WON’T BE CAUGHT WITH YOUR SKIN HANGIN AND IF IT IS JUST ASK THE PHOTOGS TO HOLD UP A MIN SO YOU CAN STAPLE IT BACK WHERE IT ALL BELONGS TO THE MUSCLE YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE!!
Apr 11th, 2008
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