Quickies: There Once Was a Man from Nantucket…

Here’s why NBC yanked its post-prison-Paris interview. (Jossip)
Cameron Diaz knows nothing says “high fashion” like Communist Chinese dictatorships. (Celebitchy)
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets hit with the middle-age spread a decade too early. (The Bastardly)
Skimpy pics of Eva Longoria in some magazine you’ve never heard of. (UseMyComputer)
Christina Aguilera’s boobs just scream “pregnant.” Or maybe that’s “jizz here.” What am I, a boob reader? (Drunken Stepfather)
If you thought Megan Fox’s Marilyn Monroe tattoo was lame, get a load of her ribcage poetry. (CelebNewsWire)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Am I the only one who considers Jennifer’s new found hips an improvement? Really? Just me????
Jun 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
dunno, rich. they must be humongous because i couldn’t even load the page!
Jun 26th, 2007
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