Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Cavalli Photoshoot
Supermodel Kate Moss has persuaded designer Roberto Cavalli to include boyfriend Pete Doherty in his latest fashion campaign. According to the Daily Mail
… It seems Cavalli’s hand of friendship extends to [Kate's] love life, as a heavily made up Pete [Doherty] becomes a fashion model for the designer’s autumn/winter collection. [Kate] is noticeably free of the wrinkles and gaunt complexion we have been used to seeing while [she] is off duty. Pete Doherty is pictured as a young Marlon Brando – his heavy eye-makeup, moody lighting and expensive threads show the man we are used to seeing drugged up, sweating and spotty. He is rumoured to be receiving a six-figure sum with Moss for two promotional campaigns for the Italian fashion tycoon.
My question is, why even bother with models anymore? Clearly PhotoShop has eliminated the need for a person to actually be attractive. For instance, Kate Moss really looks like this. And this. And everybody knows just how hideously ugly Pete Doherty is. Cavalli could just have marched into a free clinic and offered ten bucks and a carton of Merit Ultra Lights to whomever was inside and gotten the same results a lot cheaper. Or into a burn ward, for that matter. Or he could have just grabbed a big pile of afterbirth and placentas and wrapped a feather boa around it and instructed it to “make love to the camera.” I’m sure the post-retouching final results would look about the same.
More of “Pete” and “Kate’s” Cavalli shoot after the jump
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Guess what, shit, in silk sack is STILL just a sack of shit.
Jun 26th, 2007
RichPort
Good God she cleans up well… well not in the former addict sense, or Melanie Griffith leg sense… for some reason, she’s a hot skinny chick.
What?
Jun 26th, 2007
RichPort
I’m so ashamed of my penis now… I’ll go beat him.
Bad boy!
Jun 26th, 2007
sonya
I sent a picture to NATO of me on the Death Star, about to push the button that would destroy Earth, and no one believed it either. Bastards.
Jun 26th, 2007
Sorceressss
Hey look, the new heroin poster kids.
Jun 26th, 2007
spatz
ummm thats not even her! it looks nothing like her. my sister used to work in one of the top retouching places, and they literally just take body parts from other photographs in addition to smoothing out skin, lenthening legs and necks, fixing hair etc. fashion photography has gotten to the point where they are more like collages then anything else.
dont believe everything you see in photos. chances are those are somebody elses features all together, cause kate moss dont look like that, and there is no way thats all pete doherty
Jun 26th, 2007
RichPort
^^ Your family albums must be great fun.
Jun 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, but sonya, you didn’t need as much photo-shopping as these two!!
Jun 26th, 2007
abby
The moon landing wasn’t as carefully ’shopped as this.
Jun 26th, 2007
ali
is it bad that i think pete looks hot in those pictures?
Jun 26th, 2007
kelli
She’s making the EXACT SAME face in every picture. Her head is even tilted at the same angle. Talent!
Jun 27th, 2007
bereagirl
I love these two. They are fun and provide so much entertainment.
Jun 27th, 2007
noonie
I think tabloids and other gossip magazines would go bust if guyys like them would NOT have news. And we end up foolishly buying into their rubbish lives, privacies, accomplishments (NOT). What’s happened to the world we live in?????
On another note, I think Mert & Marcus are super super photographers/animators. I would love them taking pics of me, aaaaaaaaah!
Jul 5th, 2007
i got sweets
Yuck. Pete Doherty shouldent be made up like this. Its not his scene. He looks lovely just walking to the shop. why mess with perfection?
Jul 10th, 2007
Mikester
People these days, so judgemental.
Humanity thrives on dramatics don’t you know?
Some have their drugs, some have their sex, some their food, others have their magazines, we’re all the same really.
Just trying to pass time.
But really, this reminds me of the song “narcissist”
Bing!
Dandy really.
Sep 9th, 2007
sam
aahh pete doherty is cute
Nov 29th, 2007
Casey
You Lot Are So Sad.. Jus Sitting At Yur Computer Lookin For People To Throw Hate At Because Yur Life Is Soo Dreadful.. Your All Probably Fat And Spotty And Aint Moved Your Arse Off That Your Chair For Hours And You Think Your Pores Are Starting To Suck In The Chair Cushion..
Leave Them Alone.. Its There Life, They Deserve Just As Much Personal Space As Us.. He Makes Great Music And Shes A Good Model.. So What She’s Done The Same Pose In THESE Pictures.. She Doesn’t Do It All The Time.. They Photographer Takes Hundreds Of Pictures And Picks Out The Best Ones.. She Probably Just Looks Better At That Angle.. Duh!
Improve Your Own Lives Before You Judge People And Tell Them To Improve There Own.. At Least They’re Having A Good Time.. No Matter What Way They Do It.. Their Life Is Still A Lot Better Than Yours!
Feb 1st, 2008
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