Hilary Duff is Ab-Fab
This month’s issue of Shape magazine has a pretty sexy layout of Hilary Duff rockin’ some serious abs. I don’t usually read Shape unless I’m stuck on the crapper with only six month old Sports Illustrateds and a “Family Circus” collective as my alternatives, but this photo shoot may very well yield a subscription out of me. Who knew this chick was such a fox? When I saw this footage of Hilary on ET I actually did a comedic double-take — replete with a “Whaaa?” and an incredulous neck crane towards the television — before a monkey in a top hat dumped a glass of water in my lap and the TV started to melt.
Well… I think that’s what happened. I might have been having another acid flashback and just pissed my pants again. I don’t know anymore. Bottom line, I was wet, either from a glass of monkey-water or my own urine, and Hilary Duff is my new thinspiration. The end.
More screen caps of Hilary’s Shape shoot after the jump. As soon as HQ’s become available, I’ll update.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Pffffffft fucking Lizzie McGuire? Whatever.
Now show me a picture of her getting horseshoed and then we are talkin.
Jun 27th, 2007
Dragulf
2 bagger potential.
Jun 27th, 2007
Brock Landers
Hillary is becoming more and more doable by the day. I’d go down on her now, which is a big step for me.
Jun 27th, 2007
Dragulf
OK then, definitely a 2 bagger.
Jun 27th, 2007
RichPort
Horseshoed? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’d like to take her home and use her mouth… to open my fucking beers.
Jun 27th, 2007
Kit
How difficult is it to say–”wow, she looks really nice?” The sexual imagery is not necessary, and just makes you sound like obnoxious morons, who, ironically, no one in their right minds would want to have sex with.
Jun 27th, 2007
RichPort
Kit, you’d love to fuck me, but I’d reject you like Dkembe Motumbo.
You must have stumbled into the wrong room… the cigarette smell, immediate feelings of animosity, and plaque on the door reading “DO NOT FEED THE CELEBRIDIOTS EGOS” should have been a sure sign that this isn’t for you. Answer me this: how warm was it outside of the LA County jail when you queued for hours to watch aris get out. Did you faint at the sight of her? that must have been quite a thrill.
Moron.
Jun 27th, 2007
beerdotcom182
She looked better as a blonde. The dark hair only adds to the already horse-like face. The abs do make up for the lack of any distinguishable talent.
Jun 27th, 2007
RichPort
Oops… I write aris becasue I has to P.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(crickets)
Jun 27th, 2007
Kit
Point proven. Thanks for your help.
Jun 27th, 2007
RichPort
Kit my dear, the point is apparently on top of your head. Go to “fanlove.com” and you can win a free pair of her underwear!
Jun 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
rich, i hate when that happens!
we know what you meant, dude– and the crickets were delicious, thanks.
Jun 27th, 2007
david10006
woo hoo..i always knew a slammin’ little body was under there somewhere, now i can talk about it without thinking i’m gonna get arested.
Jun 28th, 2007
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Jul 3rd, 2007
remylebeau
looks like Kit was right, alot of the guys in here are the type of person that can’t keep it in their pants, and will probably run away like a wussy when they have a kid.
“Remember men, flies carry disease… so keep yours closed.”
Aug 27th, 2007
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