It takes a lot of brains to outsmart a pile of camera-toting douches clamoring outside your car at four in the morning, so it should be noted that today’s mystery celeb is practically MENSA material. Also to be noted: the 6,000 other pictures taken that same night of her walking from Club Joseph’s down the street to the very car in which she sits are meaningless when faced with the clever “shirt-ed face” ploy. “Wait,” the paps are sure to have mused. “Is it still her? Perhaps the see-through turtleneck serves as a portal into an parallel dimension. Are we witnessing a rift in the space-time continuum that opens the door into alternate but symbiotic existence? And Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck is she doing with her panties? Oh… I see… the ‘The Executioner.’ Clever. Clever indeed.” Or maybe they just yelled something about X17 paying big bucks for that snatch shot and started elbowing each other for room. I can’t say for sure because I wasn’t there.

The answer to this celebrity brain-teaser revealed after the jump

It’s Britney Spears! Didn’t see that comin’, did ya? Of course you did. Here she is with cousin Alli before trying to smother herself with some transparent rayon.

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