Quickies: Take the Cake

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I’m saying this through clenched teeth, but this will leave you actually respecting Michael Moore. (Pajiba)

John Stamos’ is a washed-up drunken loser, and now it’s recorded for internet posterity! (The Grumpiest)

Petra Nemcova wants you to have a piece. (The Bastardly)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal call it quits. (About: Celebrity Gossip)

Rosie O’Donnell dresses her little girl up like a terrorist and calls it “art.” I call it “shit.” Six of one, really. (Jossip)

Justin Timberlake likes to squirt on Swedish teenagers. (Gabsmash)

Quite possibly the most repulsive boob job I’ve ever seen. Including that time at the Tranny Fair in Ponte Vedra when I cried. (Drunken Stepfather)

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  1. nope, abby. no respect here. moore is a fat, obnoxious idiot. which is MY opinion, so everybody blast away.

    some thing for rosie. i don’t care that she’s gay, i care that she’s offensively MILITANT about it. i used to love her, before she became so damn self-righteous.

    those boobs, however, are frighteningly fascinating. i’ll bet it looks like they “follow” you around the room. freaky (i mean the boobs on the girl. not moore and o’donnell).

  2. SydNo Gravatar

    Michael Moore and Rosie are two fat peas in a pod. They are both shit.

  3. hhhmmmmm… this ain’t a political blog, so I’ll refrain from enumerating Moore’s contributions and achievements. Anyone who makes the power base in Washington DC nervous can’t be that bad.

    Am I the only one on the planet who thinkis Petra Nemacovahsdhdd is highly overrated? Really??? Just me???

  4. Just for the record, Michelle Marsh has natural tits and was squishing them against her chest to run because they would likely rip off otherwise.

    Here they are in their unsquished, glorious state:

    http://www.dailyniner.com/michellemarsh4.shtml

    She makes her living off of the fact that they are real.

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