Britney Spears Has a Glowing Complexion
You might have noticed that I more than made up for Stacey’s Britney ban these last few days. Some people have standards and are discerning; I, for one, do not. She’s here again tomorrow, so you guys can play Mahjong and sip your martinis and peer down your noses from your lofty Paris- and Britney-free heights. But today, you’re going to wallow in Britney Spears’ zits with me, like it or not. And she’s fat, too! Woo! Plenty more cerebral stimulation where that came from! How ’bout next I light one of my farts and finish up with a couple of “Taladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” quotes? I eat standards like yours for breakfast. And then I pass out next to one of the empty liquor bottles on the floor and wait for the guest editor to clean up after me.
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15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Nice wig Fatass.
Jun 28th, 2007
Sorceressss
Good Lord, could this trainwreck look ANY worse? I probably shouldn’t even go there though…..
I’m surprised those buttons didn’t pop and put someone’s eye out!
Jun 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
God I would love to approach her with a 64oz bottle of Clearasil so I could *help* her with her problem…………………………….., by cramming it down her piehole.
Jun 28th, 2007
rose
Those buttons are screaming!
Jun 28th, 2007
litelysalted
Ahhh! It doesn’t fucking fit!
I have a confession, I just heard the lady in the next office over say something about that “twit” Britney trying to get K-Fed back, and don’t you know my ass was over here toot sweet. Yes I am a dirty, dirty fraud.
Jun 28th, 2007
Carrie
Any else notice that someone forgot to wax her ’stache? I mean… jeesh! She looks like a pubescent boy who just realized that he can grow lip fuzz!
Jun 28th, 2007
Leenda
what in the world happened to her stylist and why does she think she is one???? oh boy!
Jun 28th, 2007
abby
Between the cystic acne and the ’stache, I’d guess that Britney was hitting the steroids in the for a pro-wrestling career. I hear there’s an opening!
Jun 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
BAM!!!!
Jun 28th, 2007
Miss Attitude
I’d like to see Brit take some cues from Allie on how to dress or at least buy clothes that are her size. It looks to me like she rockin’ some Period bloat and zits. It happens sometimes when you are on your period.
If I was her, I would shave my head again. Her weave looks like crap.
Jun 28th, 2007
Candice
I’m glad that Proactiv is working out for her.
Jun 28th, 2007
Pamela
At least she’s decided to lose that ubiqui-hideous gold bag
Jun 29th, 2007
Dragulf
DAMN but I am feeling BLOATY today!
Jun 29th, 2007
U R FKD DD
I DID HER….. WITH A FKN’ BAG OVER HER CRATER FACE!!!!!!
Jun 30th, 2007
andrej
i hope she is at least happy…
hit me baby one more time!
Jul 4th, 2007
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