George Michael Probably Has HIV
Former Wham! frontman George Michael isn’t just good at jerking off and passing out at intersections — he’s also good at avoiding reality. According to Digital Spy
George Michael is refusing to take an HIV test because he fears the result could come back as positive. The gay singer revealed he has not had a test in over three years while filming for Stephen Fry’s new television show HIV and Me. The producer of the show said: “George says he does not believe in tests. He says he finds the wait for results too harrowing and hasn’t had a test since at least 2004 due to his fears it might be positive.”
Denial — now there’s a philosophy I can really get behind. Overdraft fees? Not if I don’t open my bank statements! Pregnant? Not if I don’t look at the little stick! Drunk and alone? Not if I don’t look in a mirror! Passed out under a bar stool in a puddle of my own urine? Not if I don’t wake up!
Because George Michaels is an ugly homo, more of Elle MacPherson at his birthday party instead after the jump
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Ah, my favorite model in the 90’s is still hot!
Jun 28th, 2007
abby
No doubt about it — she’s definitely “The Body.” I hate her dress, though. That heart emblem looks like it belongs on a Mexican dishwasher at Applebee’s.
Jun 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Gun might be loaded? Pffffft, not if I don’t check the clip buddy…
Jun 28th, 2007
JamalDBarr
Though I don’t like homosexuality and wouldn’t want to get buddy buddy with said people, I wouldn’t wish that evil thing on any of them. Unfortunately its a disease more rampant in gay males than heterosexual males. Perhaps its because women are more assertive to have protection —if not for fear of sexual transmitted diseases perhaps she wants to avoid pregnancy —- where as men involved in anal sex are both into sensation as opposed to safety.
Whatever the reason for this, it is my hope that his test is negative. Only the living can be redeemed, as for the dead, nothing.
Jun 30th, 2007
johnny
How the F.. do you dare to talk about gay people like this?
Jul 17th, 2007
rita thompson
THESE MEN ARE RUNNING DOWN GAY PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TURNED ON TO BROADS THE WAY SOCIETY TRIES TO PRETEND.THEY TRY TO CONVINCE ALL OF US THAT WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXUAL BUT WITHOUT MAKE-UP THEY LOOK DREADFUL . WOMEN ARE BECOMING WHAT YOU MEN THINK OF AS DRAG QUEEN LOOKING AND YALL JUST LUST. DRAG QUEENS TURN YOU ON.LEAVE GEORGE MICHAEL ALONE.HE’S TALENTED. ELLE MCPHERSON LOOKS UGLY . SHES NOT PRETTY NO MORE. MEN LIKE MEN THEY JUST WON’T CONFESS.
Jul 18th, 2007
JRO
George Micheal would have to be as stupid as some of you posting here if he would publicly announce the above stated rationale for refusing to take an HIV test. He’s talented, rich and adored by many; unlike most of you, who I presume are fat, single and probably lack this thing we call personality.
Let’s face it, it is 2007. Homosexuality is not a deviance it’s the norm; unless, of course, you’re still living in denial of your own urges to … well, I won’t say it - it may just strike too close too home.
Also, refresh your knowledge base because statistically speaking, gay men no longer hold the greatest percentage of indidivudals infected with HIV, despite how many of you would like to see them there.
Spread the love, not the hate people. You may just feel better about yourself.
Muahhhh!!!
Aug 5th, 2007
House Of God
Jamal, I think you need to get educated before you run your mouth. Saying “gay males get the disease more then straights do” is one of the most ignorant posts I have read on the internet, bar none! You keep on believing that, when you test positive be sure and laugh, OK?! Females are the number 1 growing population who is being infected with the disease AS WE SPEAK! Remember that next time you lay down…
Jun 14th, 2008
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