Paris Hilton Does Larry King

Paris Hilton appeared on Larry King last night in her first televised interview since being released from jail. Below is an excerpt of what I believe to be the most pivotal moment of the interview:
KING: Were you strip-searched? Do they do that in jail?
HILTON: Yes.
KING: What was that like?
HILTON: The most humiliating experience of my life. I never had to do that, you know, doing that in front of someone you don’t even know. It’s pretty embarrassing.
Really? The “most humilating?” What about this? Or this? And how ’bout this? Don’t let’s forget this. And then there’s the ever popular this. Yeah, I can see how a unrecorded cavity search by a prison official would be way more embarrassing than any of those.
If you have five extra minutes and a masochistic streak, you can read the entire interview here.

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I wish her jail was more like Emerald City in Oz.
Jun 28th, 2007
abby
I wish her jail had been more like a tiger pit full of sharks and bears and Somalians with AK-47s.
Jun 28th, 2007
RichPort
Oh yeah Abby? I wish she was Chris Benoit’s house guest this past weekend.
What?
Jun 28th, 2007
beerdotcom182
The best part of that interview was when Hilton twice denied ever doing drugs, then did a line of coke off Larry King’s liver spotted chest.
Jun 28th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
Dis bitch just gets dumber n dumber by the day. Unbelievable.
Jun 28th, 2007
TK
Jesus, she makes it sound like she did 15 years of hard time. THREE fuckin’ weeks in minimum security, you worthless, lazy bitch. You didn’t learn shit and you know it.
Jun 28th, 2007
Danielle
Sooo does she mention why she isnt wearing her blue contacts?? Does she think that will show the world she’s changed??
Jun 28th, 2007
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