Well, despite what Abby said yesterday, my Britney moratorium is officially over! Hooray! But only because this is a classy story, and not one that involves her gleefully shoving her bare ladyparts in the direction of any willing cameras.

Sources are now reporting that K-Fed is dragging his heels on signing the divorce papers over concerns that Britney might not be the best mother, which could leave him attempting to rescind their tentative 50-50 custody settlement reached earlier this year. From People:

“Britney’s attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce,” the source says. “But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney’s post-rehab partying.”

Federline’s camp, the source adds, “wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney’s access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him.”

Wha-wha-whaaaat? So what you’re telling me is that this whole time Britney has been making a huge, assy spectacle of herself, the divorce wasn’t even finalized? I would love to see a new clause in the settlement where Britney has to keep a pair of hermit crabs alive for a week for every week they let her near her kids, but unfortunately I think there might be laws out there to prevent excessive cruelty to hermit crabs.

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