Jun 29, 2007
Katie Holmes Completes Her Transformation
Somebody told me that these were photos taken of Katie Holmes in LA this week, but I didn’t fucking believe it — because this is obviously Michael Jackson. How else do you explain the giant dark sunglasses, surgically unrecognizable alien face, gnarled hands and complete lack of breasts? And furthermore, who else under the age of 85 wears giant, ruffled blouses? It takes a special brand of 50 year old pedophile to be that unfashionable.
More of Michael Jackson Ms. Holmes after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Plus, those pants are bordering on highwaters. And gee, who ELSE do we know who likes to wear highwaters? I think it’s a conspiracy. DUN DUN DUUUHHHHHH!
Jun 29th, 2007
Tina
Obviously, it’s a slow news day. She looks gorgeous as always.
Jun 29th, 2007
sheesh
Jackie-o
Jun 29th, 2007
litelysalted
Well, for your information it is a slow news day. Dammit. But I stand by my assertion!
Jun 29th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Gorgeous? No. Like a heroine addicted hermit that hasn’t seen the sunlight in a years? Yes.
Jun 29th, 2007
isthatyourfaceordidyourneckthrowup
posh–why’d you do it?
Jun 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s even slumping over when she’s NOT with the troll!
those veiny hands remind me of another hollywood freak…
Jun 29th, 2007
trilbynhiss
That poor girl! He’s really sapped the youth and beauty out of her… she’s skin and bones, dressed like a frump and even her pretty hair looks like shit now.
Jun 29th, 2007
eaglepupil
Eeewww! Her hands are knarly and veiny like a penis!
Jun 29th, 2007
enzogirl
Hideous & unsexy. Tom has ruined Katie!
Jun 30th, 2007
loveyouintheface
i guess i’m just reinforcing my prudish fashion sense …again but I love her shoes and her outfit is kinda, well, kinda cool. The hair looks greasy or wet but on the whole she works it.Maybe I’m just glad I don’t have to look at pics of in a mini skirt and neon thong like the rest of the whorelets.
Jul 1st, 2007
robert
whats the name of the disigner of the katie holmes sunglasses?
somebody answer me please i need to know to buy them for my girl!!!!
Jul 4th, 2007
Psychochick
Ditch Tom! Get your old self back!
Jan 23rd, 2008
shaz
All i can say is that she looks absolutely gorgeous! She has a very european sense of style, respectable yet sexy.
I LOVE IT, shes a modern day Jackie’O
Mar 27th, 2008
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