Cameron Diaz is a Homewrecker. Kind Of.
It turns out that Cameron Diaz‘ new boyfriend Criss Angel has a secret, and no — it’s not that he’s gay. Shocking, I know! The Daily Mail reports:
Cameron Diaz’s whirlwind romance with a multi-millionaire magician has taken an embarrassing twist with the revelation that he has a ’secret’ wife. The 34-year-old actress reportedly is ‘head over heels in love’ with illusionist Criss Angel, but now another blonde beauty, Joanne Sarantakos, has gone to court claiming she has been married to him for five years. He hid their relationship ‘a secret,’ she charged, because he was worried it might diminish his sex appeal to female fans of his TV show, Mindfreak. Her lawyer accused Angel of adultery with Diaz… [and] said he has had Criss tailed by a private investigator and will demand that Diaz testify about the affair. ‘We’re naming Cameron Diaz as his lover,’ he told the court. ‘We will subpoena her.’
Maybe what’s going on here is that Criss Angel has a secret twin he only uses for teleporting tricks and spying on Hugh Jackman and that’s the “Criss” who’s actually married to this Joanne. And maybe Twin Criss has been framed for the murder of one of Hugh Jackman’s clones and is about to lose everything — bum bum BUM — including his daughter. Sounds pretty crazy, huh? Somebody really ought to make a movie about that. Or maybe Joanne Sarantakos has a big ol’ penis and Criss actually likes it in the pooper. What am I, psychic?
More of Cameron looking extra buff in a tube top after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
This chick is a case study in the benefits of bathing and make up.
Jul 2nd, 2007
abby
Yeah, other than the twenty or so stains on her clothes, I’d probably tongue kiss her if I’d been drinking Jaeger.
Jul 2nd, 2007
RichPort
You’re right! She does have eleventy-seven stains on her clothes. What a whore.
Jul 2nd, 2007
Kellee
Angel’s wife is a liar, i’ve watched his mindfreak show from the beginning and she appeared
several times on the show. Criss even told the camera that this was his girl and would kiss her. Sounds like sour grapes to me, a gold digger wanting as much money as possible.
Jul 2nd, 2007
Herman B
cameron diaz‘ a ho wrecker?
p.s. a ho is a drug dealer
Jul 3rd, 2007
Sarah M
WTF! When did Cameron Diaz get so butch! She looks like a man… i think Criss and Cameron might have switched bodies for a day. Cause Cameron Diaz looks like a drag queen in that tub top.
p.s. Who cares if Criss Angel is married… he’s hot
Jul 5th, 2007
howard
cam has a hottie look even when driving her mercedes benzzzzzz
check out the 745li!!!!!
wouldn’t you love to have her butt sitting on your leather?
Oct 4th, 2007
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