Jul 2, 2007
Mariah Carey is a Vain Cow
Bovine songstress Mariah Carey indulged some children the gloriousness that is her presence this weekend in France. The London Mirror reports
Even though she was only performing for an audience of kids at Disneyland Paris, Mariah whipped out her mirror mid-performance to make sure there wasn’t a hair out of place.
And to make sure none of her udders were dangling out of her zipper. When asked for comment, Mariah said, “Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca! Conchee ta droi. U bah ko ratta kah ba wipa ky is ka chone kawa wookiee.”
More of the illustrious Jabba admiring herself after the jump
26 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mooooooooooooooooo
Mariah The Hut?
Carey The Hut
Jabbarey?
Jabriah?
Jul 2nd, 2007
abby
I like “Jabriah.” That’s catchy!
Jul 2nd, 2007
RichPort
If Mariah’s a fat cow, then beastiality, here I (ahem) cum!!!
Jul 2nd, 2007
Tine
Her arms look like ham hocks and in the last picture it looks like she is shitting a stream of “Glitter.”
Jul 2nd, 2007
Vermillion
Dammit, I really hope that was some sort of gag that was part of the show. Otherwise, I will have to admit that her vanity is turning me on. Don’t ask me why, I just have a thing for women SOOOOOO out of my league.
Jul 2nd, 2007
LOL
THAT’S ONE BIG BITCH!!!!!!
Jul 2nd, 2007
d. c.
She’s beautiful, elegant, clean and gracious.. which is more than you can say for most of the sluts out there.
Jul 2nd, 2007
JohnL
I’d poke her, but then I have absolutely no standards to speak of. Rosie O’Donnell? Oh yeah, in a heartbeat.
Jul 2nd, 2007
T
She never looks good. She always dresses as if she’s still in her early 20’s and she’s pushing 40.
Jul 2nd, 2007
JJ
So quick to make fun! Taking stuff out of context. I love you bloggers.
I can’t believe I’m stepping up to defend *Mimi*, of all people, but what actually happened was this; it was raining heavily, she made some jokes about it messing up her hair, and then she jokingly stopped the performance to look in the mirror and confirm that her hair was ruined. Then she continued performing anyway.
Vain what?
Jul 2nd, 2007
lisa
TO ALL THE HATERS STOP HATIN ON THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH A VOICE OF AN ANGEL!! STOP ACTIN LIKE JUST CUZ SHE’S FAMOUS SHE’S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THE NORMAL THINGS SUCH AS MISTAKES THAT WE HUMANS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 3rd, 2007
LOL
She is Still “ONE HUGE BITCH!!”
Jul 3rd, 2007
CelebWrapdotcom
That zippered sack she’s wearing is incredibly flattering. You reckon she wears it when she goes out to the KFC buffet, or do you think she dresses down?
Jul 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
i see we have a new unicorn in the parking zone. *sigh*
what the hell is she wearing?????
at least it covers some of her up, for a change.
Jul 3rd, 2007
U R FKD DD
QUES:-WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN & MARIAH CARRY???? ANS:- ONCE YOU GET DONE WITH THE BREASTS & THIGHS, ALL YOU’RE LEFT WITH IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN.
Jul 6th, 2007
Ginger
“Bovine songstress”… that is priceless.
I dunno. . .it DOES look like its part of the show. But her outfit is extra-wretched.
Jul 6th, 2007
Tippy
She’s Lovely1
Jul 6th, 2007
christie
why the hell are these idiots hating on mariah carey? is it because she can wipe her ass with a million dollar bill and you cant? at least shes talented and not a fucking anorexic whore. shes fucking famous, she owns it. good for her.
Jul 7th, 2007
teresa
horrible dress. what a fat cow, mooooooooh! she has such a weird shaped body. I think she has broad shoulders too.
Jul 9th, 2007
dude
I’d hit dat ass
Jul 9th, 2007
IAN
She is such a sexy whore, what a slut the things I wanna do to her oh man Mariah is the ultimate woman absolute female perfection
Jul 11th, 2007
kayleigh
omg why duz every1 bitch about mariah she is soo pretty and has an amazing voice and i fink evry1 luks in da mirror shes a human being 2 stop bitchin bout her shes da best
Jul 16th, 2007
carla
what the fuck is she doing!!!! she looks like a MOOSE!!
I pity the mirror!
Jul 18th, 2007
ashley
Mariah Carey “the Bitch” is going to HELL so why do u guys like her?
Jul 19th, 2007
pontius
She is the ultimate female perfection,not to mention anything a man desires’
Jul 21st, 2007
angel
i agree wit u kayleigh why dnt evry1 just leave her alone just becuz ur all jelous.and she aint fat, u dnt want her to be a skinny anerexic bitch like all you sluts out there.
Aug 5th, 2007
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