Jul 3, 2007

Nick and Vanessa Get it On

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Former Mr. Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey and MTV alum Vanessa Minillo have a little scandal on their hands. According to TMZ

Racy photos of the hot couple were published in this week’s Life & Style magazine, showing the two engaged in a heavy makeout session in a jacuzzi at a private resort in Mexico. We’re told, however, these photos only show part of the fun the couple had. The rest of the roll shows the two… having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos [says] that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions.

Nothing says “sexy time” like bubbling vat of some fat guy’s ball sweat and the combined secretions and sloughed skin cells of a dozen different hotel guests. I guess the gas station bathroom and the homeless shelter shower stall were all booked up for the weekend. Too bad. It’s common knowledge that it’s not good lovin’ unless you wake up with a UTI and a yeast infection, maybe even ringworm if you play your cards right. I like to call that “the red badge of courage.”

More of the milder photos from Life & Style after the jump

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    If this is hardcore, where are the midgets?

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  2. RichPort

    I would sprain my tongue on her.

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  3. abby

    I know! I was wondering when they’d mention the donkey and the cat o’nail tails.

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  4. Dragulf

    Damn you Censorship!

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  5. bionic bunny

    i think i just peed myself! everybody is WAAAAY too funny today! *high fives abby*

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  6. Keeleyfan

    Damn man, where are the non-censored version? That being said, Nick is a lucky bastard! Although Jessica was quite hawt too

    Jul 3rd, 2007

  7. Geez Louise

    Wow! Two people had sex in (what they thought was) private! SCANDAL. What are we, puritans? Retarded ones, perhaps?

    It’d be a bit different if they’d taken pictures of themselves or made a sex tape and had it “accidentally” get out, but this? Come on, be serious.

    Jul 4th, 2007

  8. Bobby Ewing

    Well, there are a few pics at the link in this post that will tide you over - heh heh heh

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=8909288#8909288

    Jul 8th, 2007

  9. סקס

    this is not a hardcore but I don;t know who is sexier the girl or the boy ?

    Apr 10th, 2008

  10. sex

    wow good love

    Dec 16th, 2008

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