Pete Doherty Cheats on Kate Moss
Pete Doherty attempted to assuage fiancee Kate Moss with a homemade gift after pictures of him groping a South African model surfaced in the tabloids. London’s The Sun reports
This trip to the doghouse started when the couple had a row [over Pete's philandering]. Pete was [photographed] with his hands all over [a sexy brunette] in the back of a car as they headed to a pal’s place, where they spent the night.
Kate heard and locked him out of her North London home. On Sunday Pete arrived at the house they share with a peace offering — a framed picture of what looked like a scribbled image of Kate and their cat with the poignant message:“No place like home.” Pete screamed from the street: “Kate, please let me in.” But his calls fell on deaf ears and he smashed the picture on the ground before driving off.
Kobe Bryant got his wife a four million dollar ring when he was accused of rape, but Pete here decided to go with a picture of her fucking cat. That’s just about the worst make-up gift you could ever get from your boyfriend. That got me wondering — what are some other awful make-up gifts? That brings us to this week’s Top Ten List:
Top Ten Worst Make-Up Gifts to Get from Your Cheating Boyfriend
10. Hoover FloorMate™ SpinScrub™ 800
9. Ball gag and a set of nipple clamps
8. Steven Segal box set
7. Gift card for a year’s worth of free oil changes
6. Anything cubic zirconia
5. Snow tires
4. A Thigh Master
3. A strap-on and a tube of “Anal Ease”
and the number one worst make-up gift your cheating boyfriend could give you:
1. A prescription for Valtrex
One more pic of Pete in the back seat with another woman after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I would like to add one of the worst things you can get from your cheating boyfriend is a black eye. Now if you say that fast, it sounds like “Black guy”, which many of you wouldn’t mind a bit getting from your boyfriend.
Jul 3rd, 2007
abby
My boyfriend gave me a black guy for Christmas. He made a great hat rack. It’s a real conversation piece.
Jul 3rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
So there are TWO women that will let that ugly little fuck touch them now?
Jul 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
Kate, drop that loser and marry ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 3rd, 2007
ali
lol I think Pete’s kinda sexy…so I guess that makes 3
Jul 3rd, 2007
sonya
I imagine having Pete Doherty on top of you would feel (and smell) like a big piece of raw chicken skin that’s been dredged in cigarette ashes and sweat. Bon apetite!
Jul 3rd, 2007
CelebWrapdotcom
Ah, I’m sure he wasn’t cheating - he was probably just giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to one of his OD-ing drug buddies. That’s the kind of guy he is, y’know? A real prince.
Jul 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
GLUARG!!
thanks for that, sonya. guess i’ll have to pull something ELSE out of the freezer!
Jul 3rd, 2007
abby
And I was going to have cigarettes for dinner, too…
Jul 3rd, 2007
Ednonymous
Doesn’t this shitbox ever bathe?
What’s wrong with these ’supermodels’?
They can’t find meth and coke addicts in their own neighbourhoods?
Jul 4th, 2007
Victor
schade das wir uns nicht begegnet sind
unsre kinder wären die schönsten…
viktor
Aug 29th, 2008
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