Victoria Beckham Has Small Boobs
It’s just a fact that Victoria Beckham is a huge liar with an eating disorder and big fake tits. Like those years she swore that she’d never had a boob job — her breasts just magically blossomed after she lost thirty pounds and her hair started falling out. Britain’s The People reported in 2005:
Victoria Beckham has sensationally admitted to lying about her controversial boob op. Posh had repeatedly denied in public that she’d had breast implants. She even went to great lengths to deny the claim in a TV programme shown to millions of viewers. But her legal team now admit this was a fib.
So she finally admitted a couple of years ago that they were technically implants, but now she’s claiming the implants are so small they hardly even count. Ahem. According to London’s The Sun:
Victoria Beckham stole the show at last week’s Spice Girls press conference with [the] incredible cleavage… spilling out of her tiny corset. But the star reckons she doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. Victoria told Bizarre: “Everyone keeps going on about my [tits] - but they’re only a 32B.”
Sure they are. Those tits are roughly the circumference of your whole fucking head, but they’re just a “B cup.” Come on. This mammiferous old crone goes tottering around with her cantaloupe-sized boobs hanging out of every last outfit she owns, so it’s not like we haven’t gotten a good look at them before. Besides, I’m pretty sure doctors won’t even bother with implants that tiny. The only thing B cups are good for is pointing at and laughing at and asking “So where exactly do you keep your penis?” and “Who told you ‘masectomy’ was a good look for you?” and “God must really hate you.” I know because my dad spent most of my childhood telling me that. Also, black people can smell fear and most mimes are psychopath rapists. He’s a podiatrist, so it’s obviously true. Everybody knows that doctors aren’t allowed to lie!
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bionic bunny
i use “b cup” as a measure when making drinls.
mammiferous. good one, abs!
Jul 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
DRINKS, DAMN YOU, DRINKS!!!!!
Jul 3rd, 2007
abby
I use a bucket. It saves time.
Jul 3rd, 2007
Jbo
If they are such small implants (to not even ‘count’ as implants), then why have them???? Seems kind of contradictory to me?!?! You go back and look at photos of her before 2002/3 and she was FLAT chested and I can say, just from looking that she has implants that have more than doubled in size… I guess we make a big deal out of it, but she has NOTHING but her skeleton holding her up and we all wonder how she doesn’t fall forward all the time from 1/2 of her body weight being attached to her chest. That’s my two cents….
AND, why do star try to lie??? GAWD stars are STOOOPID!!!
Jul 3rd, 2007
oshkosh
Black people can smell fear… sounds familiar… oh, hi Abby!
LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO
Jul 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’m sure I don’t give a rat’s ass about this cunt or her Acme Brand plasto-tits.
Jul 3rd, 2007
Vermillion
Are you sure your dad was a podiatrist and not just a foot fetishist?
Here is a little test: If he had an office and a degree that wasn’t written in crayon, he was a doctor.
If he went to the local mall’s food court and hid under tables to “examine” his patients, he might not be.
To be on the safe side, I assume all podiatrists are foot fetishists, just ones who had the brains to make up a medical practice.
Also, despite my threats of punching myself, it seems that I am indeed aroused by Victoria Beckham. I shall sulk off to a corner now.
Jul 3rd, 2007
drdisaia
By what we have seen they probably could use a revision. I wouldn’t go much larger as she is such a petite woman. We’ll see. In LA-LA land, she will probably go bigger at some point.
Jul 3rd, 2007
margaretta
It’s clear they are soccer balls
Jul 5th, 2007
James
pretty much ya small boobiez =p
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Jul 5th, 2007
art1e
She could have a b-sized boobs with a very tight push-up bra my gf has d-cup and when she wears a push-up bra thats for a c-cup they look dd so she could be telling the truth but as we all know she could be lying but i think shes a c-cup not close to a d thou
Jul 14th, 2007
Jennifer
Victoria is major. She is so hott
Jul 23rd, 2007
Mike Paahana
her boobs beeger than ny gf i do VB any day
Mar 15th, 2008
Tom
I think she looks great.
Aug 29th, 2008
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