Britney Spears is a Poet
Britney Spears has channeled her inner Suckling and written an angry poem to her mother. MSNBC reports
Britney Spears has put her fury with her mother into verse…. a bitter poem entitled “Dear Mama.” In the poem, Spears lamented “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child,” a source told [Star magazine.]
The CD [Britney also gave her mother] reportedly contained recordings of phone conversations between Lynne Spears and Britney’s estranged husband, Kevin Federline, in which the two are apparently working in cahoots. In one conversation, Lynne is said to be arranging to meet K-Fed and the boys, and says, “I have to be careful that Britney doesn’t find out!” The recordings were made by a private investigator [Britney hired.]
I bet she just ripped off one of Poet Smurf’s verses and just replaced a few “smurfy’s” with “madder’n a bobcat in a piss fire” and “my youngins what you done poisoned against me.”
More of Britney in her smurfed up hairpiece after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
beerdotcom182
That is the worst wig I have ever seen. God she’s fat.
Jul 5th, 2007
Dragulf
Yeeeah, her ‘career’ is over.
Jul 5th, 2007
sonya
She’s one to talk. How does she think her kids are gonna feel growing up under the shadow of her razor-burned beaver?
Jul 5th, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Why does she insist on wearing boots with little summer dresses? It’s out of balance, looks horrible. That wig needs some bangs - makes her forehead look as big as a billboard!!
Jul 5th, 2007
abby
She’s smurfed her last smurfy smurfication, that’s for damn sure. Smurfalutely.
Jul 5th, 2007
litelysalted
I love the expression on the brown man in the second pic, he looks like he just caught a whiff of the old Britster and is now trying to swallow back some unscheduled upchuck.
Jul 5th, 2007
Petite
Wire taping is against the law. I just find this story hard to believe. No PI is going to record phone conversations- it’s illegal.
Where did ‘they’ get a copy of this alleged poem?
All of this story sounds like a big old pile of horse crap.
Jul 5th, 2007
James
What happened to Britney looks like some shemale lOl
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Jul 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
um, wire tapping laws vary from state to state. ALSO, i believe you can tap as much as you want, long as its not used in court proceedings.
this is a little girl who sadly needs proper medication.
abby, i smurf you!
Jul 5th, 2007
steamboat enthusiast
when is she going to do her eyebrows? i bet you can see them from space.
Jul 8th, 2007
poser
eka,puta merda ela ta feia pra porra!!!
bem ela sempre foi feia…
ui peruca!?!?!!?!
akdkaskdksakdkasda
=p
Jul 22nd, 2007
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