Nick and Vanessa Get It On, Part 2
Tags: Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minillo
Australian tabloid Famous has the other half of those irritatingly censored photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo bumpin’ uglies in a hot tub while vacationing in Mexico. It’s hardly anything worth getting worked up about, really. You could see a million more provocative images googling “Mongolian Breakfast” and “Tadpole Bukkake Knitting Needle.” In fact, I spent this morning’s HR meeting watching two dudes stuff their fists up some poor teenage girl’s pooper, and it was a lot better than any of these lame pics. Both fists, guys. Both fists at the same time. She was either in complete agony or loving every minute of it. I couldn’t turn the volume up while the director was talking so who the hell knows. Anyway, my point here is the human anus is incredibly pliable. And censorship is clearly for communists. Think outside the box, Bolsheviks! The anal revolution is here!
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Keeleyfan
Still censored? Damn man, anyone know where the uncensored versions are? Just of the chick BTW, we don’t wanna see Nicks scrawny ass…
Jul 5th, 2007
Dragulf
Abby and Litely just want to see Nick naked. I’d rather not see either…
Jul 5th, 2007
d. c.
Both are filthy pigs wanting excitement of being caught! He’s really sunk low and she’s low as you can go..
Jul 5th, 2007
abby
Nice “O” face.
Jul 5th, 2007
Dragulf
He has sunk low? Dude, he was married to JS, how much lower can ya get?
Jul 5th, 2007
litelysalted
Dragulf — I personally want to see Nick naked, because I’ve got 20 bucks riding on that “too rude” graphic covering up an unsightly bushy patch of ass crack hair. Who wants in? C’mmmmmmon ass crack hair!
Jul 5th, 2007
abby
I don’t know about all that “manscaping.” I think untamed and unruly says, “I’m ready to ROCK!” Or maybe “I’m about to drop five hits of acid and wander around Woodstock!”
Jul 5th, 2007
abby
But asscrack hair is a definite no go.
Jul 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
uhhhhh….
nope. i want the uncensored. see, i thought about it!
Jul 5th, 2007
DiamondSal
They are bored and going thro the cha-cha motions! It’s so Boring!.. Those faces are not happy or rapturous?! She is thinking.. “Hell if he pays for my vacay I guess I got to do it.. I starve to please the master.. Hell he better not hurry.. Oh, no.. I hope he hurries so I can get a massage, shop and my hair done while he watches that damn TV!” and he’s; “She all naked and the sports channel will have to wait.. so, uh gawd another time for fun.. relationship work is ahead of me! Well, better make it seem like I really desire her too., and go for the al natural thrill?! Sheese whiney-dumb skinny women! If I hurry I can catch the sports wrap-up and channel surf while she wastes money at the spa and shops? Yeah.. I am a genius!”
Jul 6th, 2007
anonymous 69
i think they knew everyone could see and i think they are both trash!!!
where the hell is her face while nick’s feet are in the air
i know she has a poopy mouth!!!
Jul 6th, 2007
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